Liz Truss and Kwasi Kwarteng are expected to lift the cap on Bankers Bonuses to stimulate the economy.
Champagne retailers, Yacht builders and Porsche garages all welcomed the move saying "we've suffered greatly from this cap. Bugger the poor people, they'll have to manage on lower welfare payments"
In other news, 2 million more people have been caught in the higher rate income tax trap as limits haven't been raised for 3 years.
Vote Tory. You know it makes sense.
Champagne retailers, Yacht builders and Porsche garages all welcomed the move saying "we've suffered greatly from this cap. Bugger the poor people, they'll have to manage on lower welfare payments"
In other news, 2 million more people have been caught in the higher rate income tax trap as limits haven't been raised for 3 years.
Vote Tory. You know it makes sense.