bollieboy
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On your forehead I assume.I was the first boy in my class to grow pubic hair.
On your forehead I assume.I was the first boy in my class to grow pubic hair.
I purposely bit my tongue, very hardthat first sentence stopped me in my tracks....
Appeared on 15-1 about 23/24 years ago.
I was No.1. When it started the Q/master said 'David.....' He was interrupted by a technical fault.
Eventually we got going and after the first two rounds I was in but the next 6 were out.
Of course I was the target, they all seemed to aiming at me. I must have answered more than the rest put together.
I managed to get to about the last 5 or 6 but then was out.
Bastards.
I'd give my right arm to have been in the bogs with the legend..I've been out for a pint in Manchester with legendary paper mache headed ivory tinkler Frank Sidebottom.
Even better, I once had a piss next to Stan McEwan in the Buccaneer bogs. It was new year's eve and he was dressed as Fu Manchu
Those were the days. No doubt playing NYD tooI'd give my right arm to have been in the bogs with the legend..
I saw Colin Welland (the other teacher) in the motorway services at Sandbach 35 years agoTerrific stuff. Exactly the sort of thing this thread is about.
My dad used to know the guy who played the teacher in Kes who wasn't Brian Glover well enough to nod to but not well enough to call a proper mate.
Only if he was singing at the same time!I stood behind the guy who played Ted in hi di hi at Manchester airport boarding a plane to Tenerife
Do i get the prize for that!.
Bend It Wins hands down!Arrested Buster Edwards (Great Train Robber) and Tony Capstick (Last of Summer Wine - The Copper)
Regularly sat on tube with Su Pollard (absolute fruit case)
Went out with Suzanne Dando and blind date with Bernie Nolan
Still my favourite Doctor.Met Tom Baker (Dr Who) at the Topkapi on Deansgate in Manchester in the 90s and sat eating donner kebabs together in the early hours. Lovely bloke and man mountain.
Took some action photos of Tiger Woods on the practice day at Lytham. My disabled nephew was receiving an electric wheelchair so I thought it would be nice to give him some signed photos of Tiger but he refused to sign them so I got Bobby Charlton who was presenting the wheelchairs to sign them instead. So my nephew who supported Manu got photos of Tiger autographed by Bobby !When I lived at home with my parents, Bobby Chalton came round the house to buy some vegetables, but I was out playing football, and missed him.
That's the second time I've heard of Tiger Woods ignoring a disabled child when he was at Lytham.Took some action photos of Tiger Woods on the practice day at Lytham. My disabled nephew was receiving an electric wheelchair so I thought it would be nice to give him some signed photos of Tiger but he refused to sign them so I got Bobby Charlton who was presenting the wheelchairs to sign them instead. So my nephew who supported Manu got photos of Tiger autographed by Bobby !
I heard he left Glasgow with a few gambling debts which his agent later cleared for him.Was in the Casino playing BlackJack on the same table with Will Watt and Charlie Adam..
I was playing £2 or £3 a hand..
That's excellent and reminds me, I once saw Cain Dingle having a wee in an alley in Manchester.I was stood next to Kirk from corrie in Charnock Richards services whilst we were both peeing
Why did Salt n Pepper only want one shirt between two of them?1.) I went to the same school as J R R Tolkien (but not at the same time)
2.) My sister went out with Andy Gray and when he called to pick her up...I asked him 'who are you?'......he wasn't very happy!!!
3.) Tony Clarkin, the lead guitarist with Heavy Rock outfit, Magnum...borrowed all my Journey LP's and never gave me them back..
4.) Lol Mason (lead singer of The Maisonettes) and writer of the classic 'Heartache Avenue' used to live across the road from me.....
5.) I can be seen storming the stage of the Marquee at the end of the Hanoi Rocks "All those wasted Years" concert video......
6.) I got a lift home to Chorlton from the Hacienda by DJ Mike Pickering
7.) I sold Bruce Springsteen a Calugi e Giannelli leather jacket when he played Manchester...
8.) I sold Jeremy Beadle suits, Tony Wilson white shirts, Salt & Pepper (the rappers) a Versace shirt...Ryan Giggs his first dinner suit....Bill Hicks a dinner jacket, John Thaw some trousers and Paul Ince a pair of purple Versace loon pants
9.) I had lunch with 2 of the Venga Boys....
10.) Owen Oyston bought me a drink.....
His coconuts were gorgeousI shared a table on a train on the way back from an away game with Kid Creole's sister (less him or his coconuts).
My ex girlfriend from a long time ago was known as Big Baps.My ex girlfriend from a long time ago is Little Boots.
In the late 80's in to the 90's?I used to do match video commentaries, and I was really bad. Sorry about that.
Did she say what she saw?My cousin dated Roy Walker but she ditched him because she didn't find his sense of humour funny
Got Malcom Marshall’s autograph when me and gf were in Durban SA, early 90s. Very gentle guy but flirty with my gf who had no clue who he was. Still got the bar mat somewhere.I was involved in some building works at Jonny Marrs house he came out chewing gum at a furious rate asking if all was OK. I was also involved at Tony Cotons house, right miserable git. Prob my fave is I had a romantic liason with an ex girlfriend of Malcolm Marshall