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    Songs for our current position

    'Road To Nowhere' - Talking Heads
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    That was awful

    I'm really thinking about giving myself a banning order!! 😜
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    Are you an Optimist or a Pessimist?

    Well, I know I used to be uncertain. But now I'm not too sure... ! (Sorry.....)
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    Friday Joke time on a Thursday

    Just looked at the back of the new England football shirt, saw what was printed on it and thought, 'f*** that , no way am I wearing that!' 'Maguire'
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    Friday Joke time on a Thursday

    I keep shouting the names of castles. I think I've got Turrets
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    Friday Jokes Thread

    Do you know that wild Kois swim in groups of four.. If attacked, Kois A, B and C will scatter, and leave behind the D Koi. (please feel free to heckle ..!)
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    Friday Joke time on a Thursday

    'Kiss me somewhere you've never kissed me before', she said. So, I took her to Widnes.
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    Friday Joke time on a Thursday

    Darling, 'I missed you', she said..... So, she took aim and shot again...!
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    Potential protest tonight?

    If it does go ahead, then the favourite chant of the protester(s) might be fun to listen to.. 'What do I want' 'Free speech' When do I want it?' 'NOW
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    Dressing Room Lost...... O/P Now Edited Sacked @40 Seconds.

    Just remember folks..... Critch isn't failing at all.... He is being quite successful at finding out exactly what doesn't work.. !!
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    Viagra and Alzheimers

    Bloody hell...! I have to take half a viagra tablet these days to stop me piddling on me shoes....! 😖
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    Think Something Positive

    Mornin' all... Bear with me on this one, it has some relevance....! I don't know if anybody has seen the episode of 'The Simpsons' where Homer is up a pole trying to recover a pack of 4 Duff beers which had somehow ended up straddling high voltage electricity cables? He can reach the beer, but...
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    Hope Grimmy puts a complaint in

    Can't argue with any of that really....! However, WE can say it, we're supporters, but it doesn't need commentators throwing in their two penn'arth in... !! 😬
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    Hope Grimmy puts a complaint in

    She did come across as a tad patronising throughout the game, and sounded like a 'matronly aunt' who pats you on the head and gives it the old 'aaaaaaw bless, you run along and play football with your little friends'....! Mind you, the male commentator kept having digs about Blackpool as a...
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    Houthi situation now escalating

    Hmmmmmm, now, if only someone had written a song about it being 'the end of the world as we know it, (and at the same time, feeling fine about it).... 😝 Seriously though, if the issues in the red sea region escalates, then the decades of defence cuts will come to the fore, as we've only got an...
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    Once upon a time in Northern Ireland

    Also, a book called 'Contact' by AFN Clarke is well worth a read
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    Far be it from me to say it but….

    This fella is about as much use as Anne Franks' drumkit......
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    Anyone get a BFC Present?

    Not 'strictly' BFC, but 10/10 for the Mrs for thinking outside of the box! Got these Adidas 'Seaside Series' trainers (inspired by, and in homage to Blackpool). They have FY1 embossed in gold print underneath the 'tongues' on both shoes..
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    Music Question O/T

    I've always enjoyed listening out for a 'Mondegreen' (misheard lyrics). There are many examples out there, but 2 of my 'go to' mondegreens are 1. Shania Twain - 'That Don't Impress Me Much', where she appears to sing ' I can't believe you kiss your C*ck at night'. (Actual lyrics are 'I can't...
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    OT best purchase

    Promark Shira Kashi Japanese White Oak drumsticks! They make me look like I have the faintest idea what I'm doing....! 😜
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