Wizzerboy
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Fireman enters a flaming bedroom and says to the woman,
"You're the third pregnant woman I've saved this week"
"But I'm not pregnant "says the woman.
"You're not saved yet!!" says the fireman
Husband says to his wife, "when you die I'm getting you a headstone that says, here's my wife cold as ever!!"
Wife replies, "Yours will read, here's my husband, stiff at last"
"You're the third pregnant woman I've saved this week"
"But I'm not pregnant "says the woman.
"You're not saved yet!!" says the fireman
Husband says to his wife, "when you die I'm getting you a headstone that says, here's my wife cold as ever!!"
Wife replies, "Yours will read, here's my husband, stiff at last"