Another new arrival (OT)

Hey....! We might have unearthed a gem with this one.
It would only need a goalies top if that's where his/her best position is.... (mind you, if it is as goalie, there might be an issue from opposing teams and the EFL as regards us needing to hang a tyre from the crossbar, and having various tatty sacks thrown willy nilly around the penalty spot....!).
If he/she is an outfield player, then it's fur colour is more or less the right colour, so just needs a number and name painted onto its back!!
UTMP leading the way again!! 🤣
 
He could swing on the crossbar at corners, catch the ball with his feet and backheel it into the net. (maybe for one game, til the move was banned, a la Willie Carr)
 
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