Bah Huumbug, things that irritate as we approach the festive season...

Black Friday prices are just the normal prices they're reduced to after inflated for most of the year😡

There's nothing like a Christmas advert to enhance the true meaning of Christmas.
Burgers, talking carrots, stupid pricks whooping over a box of chocolates!!

Premature Treejaculation, the act of erecting one's festive decor in any month prior to December🎅
 
Having my kids Xmas presents ordered online at the club shop last week and delivered by DPD on Monday, only to find that today they are advertising advent calendars In stock.
Too late , not ordering again just for that !
 
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Chunkylad said:
The usual bollox debate that some town or village won’t put up the Christmas lights in case it offends other religions (and probably vegans as everything offends them)
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It's always confected outrage. I insist on a Christmas tree at Christmas. It's our white Anglo-Saxon, Protestant tradition. Never let the non-believers take it away. Never, never Never! It's our right to march through these streets in the Orange sash of...(cont/p.94).
 
‘Karen’ Singers.

Mayonnaise

People gorging on quality street 24/7

Ads for voucher clubs for Christmas 2023

People asking me if ‘I’m set’ as if I’m a fecking jelly in the making. (Mmmmm jelly)

Advent calendars selling for £1 which by their price alone make it clear they’re cheap shite and may as well go straight into the bin.

Tv ads showing multicultural families around a giant dining table which leave me wondering who is with who and who has been adopted or otherwise

Tv ads showing dining table perfection with happy families sat around wearing perfectly fitting Christmas attire, looking incredibly well groomed, the epitome of health with no obese people and where all the elderly have full heads of silver hair. No one is bald or fat or on oxygen or misbehaving or arguing or on their phones. It’s an illusion.

Aldi tv ads with that annoying voice over doing some poor so called poem about Kevin.

Aldi stores selling Kevin toys. Wtf.
 
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Continuing destitution in our country. That's what I hate at Christmas and all the year round. The rich carry on as if nothing has happened, for it is their birthright to be rich, as they see it.
But what of the poor, the unemployed, the indolent. Do they accept their 'birthright'?
And their children, what do they see in their future? What is their birthright? This boy is Ignorance. This girl is Want. Beware them both, and all of their degree, but most of all beware this boy, for on his brow I see that written which is Doom, unless the writing be erased.”
 
1966_and_all_that said:
Continuing destitution in our country. That's what I hate at Christmas and all the year round. The rich carry on as if nothing has happened, for it is their birthright to be rich, as they see it.
But what of the poor, the unemployed, the indolent. Do they accept their 'birthright'?
And their children, what do they see in their future? What is their birthright? This boy is Ignorance. This girl is Want. Beware them both, and all of their degree, but most of all beware this boy, for on his brow I see that written which is Doom, unless the writing be erased.”
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You have been watching too many of those religion channels
 
1966_and_all_that said:
Continuing destitution in our country. That's what I hate at Christmas and all the year round. The rich carry on as if nothing has happened, for it is their birthright to be rich, as they see it.
But what of the poor, the unemployed, the indolent. Do they accept their 'birthright'?
And their children, what do they see in their future? What is their birthright? This boy is Ignorance. This girl is Want. Beware them both, and all of their degree, but most of all beware this boy, for on his brow I see that written which is Doom, unless the writing be erased.”
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You boy, what day is it?
It's Christmas day sir.
Is the prize turkey still for sale boy?
Yes sir.
(Tosses money to the lad) You buy that bird and take it round to the Cratchets home.
And they lived happily ever after🤗
 
Elf on the friggin' shelf .. wife actually has a notebook with all the things she's going to do.
 
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