Bojo and his friends deliberating over the tier system

After the Tier 3 slap in the face, It's about time the great Northern tribes rose against the ruling South East class, if we do it in the next few weeks we'll have a big advantage;

1) It's winter, the Southern wankers will be hampered by their massive coats from Canada Goose and Boden, we'll just be in t-shirts and trackies from Sports Direct for speed, if it gets a bit nippy we can put on our definitely not fake Stone Island rain jackets off of ebay.
2) Our landscape will be confusing to any roaming Southern army as it actually has features, they think the Cotswolds are hills.
3) If we take out the Ocado trucks first they'll have no sustenance.
4) They might be a bit pissed because their pubs are open.
5) We can ask about the Blitz, the Queen Mother, Pearly Kings and Queens and Jellied Eels to distract them.
6) They're Southerners for fucks sake.
 
Lytham_fy8 said:
After the Tier 3 slap in the face, It's about time the great Northern tribes rose against the ruling South East class, if we do it in the next few weeks we'll have a big advantage;

1) It's winter, the Southern wankers will be hampered by their massive coats from Canada Goose and Boden, we'll just be in t-shirts and trackies from Sports Direct for speed, if it gets a bit nippy we can put on our definitely not fake Stone Island rain jackets off of ebay.
2) Our landscape will be confusing to any roaming Southern army as it actually has features, they think the Cotswolds are hills.
3) If we take out the Ocado trucks first they'll have no sustenance.
4) They might be a bit pissed because their pubs are open.
5) We can ask about the Blitz, the Queen Mother, Pearly Kings and Queens and Jellied Eels to distract them.
6) They're Southerners for fucks sake.
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Loved that Lytham - back on form sir!
 
Lytham_fy8 said:
After the Tier 3 slap in the face, It's about time the great Northern tribes rose against the ruling South East class, if we do it in the next few weeks we'll have a big advantage;

1) It's winter, the Southern wankers will be hampered by their massive coats from Canada Goose and Boden, we'll just be in t-shirts and trackies from Sports Direct for speed, if it gets a bit nippy we can put on our definitely not fake Stone Island rain jackets off of ebay.
2) Our landscape will be confusing to any roaming Southern army as it actually has features, they think the Cotswolds are hills.
3) If we take out the Ocado trucks first they'll have no sustenance.
4) They might be a bit pissed because their pubs are open.
5) We can ask about the Blitz, the Queen Mother, Pearly Kings and Queens and Jellied Eels to distract them.
6) They're Southerners for fucks sake.
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Think I might have already said this, but all in all, I'd sooner be in tier 3 than be a Southerner.
 
Lytham_fy8 said:
After the Tier 3 slap in the face, It's about time the great Northern tribes rose against the ruling South East class, if we do it in the next few weeks we'll have a big advantage;

1) It's winter, the Southern wankers will be hampered by their massive coats from Canada Goose and Boden, we'll just be in t-shirts and trackies from Sports Direct for speed, if it gets a bit nippy we can put on our definitely not fake Stone Island rain jackets off of ebay.
2) Our landscape will be confusing to any roaming Southern army as it actually has features, they think the Cotswolds are hills.
3) If we take out the Ocado trucks first they'll have no sustenance.
4) They might be a bit pissed because their pubs are open.
5) We can ask about the Blitz, the Queen Mother, Pearly Kings and Queens and Jellied Eels to distract them.
6) They're Southerners for fucks sake.
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Leave it till Thursday so we have at least one full day of scotch eggs and beer in the pub please.
 
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