Boris Comeback?

Seasider1887

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He is making moves to get back. According to him he is the only solution as it would be a choice between him and Kia Starmer. No contest there obviously.

The current clown promised to publish his tax returns which he seems oddly reluctant to do for some reason. Clearly he has no interest or ties with this Country apart from personal gain. He has an exit strategy to move to the states.

Boris kept his promise to get Brexit done and is the only hope of securing votes from the so called red wall of voters that saw sence.

I would vote him in again but not the unelected clown. If it’s not Boris my vote will go to the Reform UK party.
 
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He is making moves to get back. According to him he is the only solution as it would be a choice between him and Kia Starmer. No contest there obviously.

The current clown promised to publish his tax returns which he seems oddly reluctant to do for some reason. Clearly he has no interest or ties with this Country apart from personal gain. He has an exit strategy to move to the states.

Boris kept his promise to get Brexit done and is the only hope of securing votes from the so called red wall of voters that saw sence.

I would vote him in again but not the unelected clown. If it’s not Boris my vote will go to the reform UK party.Get your tin hat out
 
He’s already destroyed the Conservative Party…his return would expedite even more damage. Bring him on 😂
 
He is making moves to get back. According to him he is the only solution as it would be a choice between him and Kia Starmer. No contest there obviously.

The current clown promised to publish his tax returns which he seems oddly reluctant to do for some reason. Clearly he has no interest or ties with this Country apart from personal gain. He has an exit strategy to move to the states.

Boris kept his promise to get Brexit done and is the only hope of securing votes from the so called red wall of voters that saw sence.

I would vote him in again but not the unelected clown. If it’s not Boris my vote will go to the Reform UK party.
You vote for Reform UK. I do enjoy a wasted vote.
 
🙄 at the bottom of the Thames, perhaps

Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily ….

As for wasted votes, whilst Reform U.K. would never get my vote, wasted or otherwise, they do support some form of proportional representation, which is more than Con or Lab do 👍
 
I doubt Rishi will survive until the election, there’s too much negativity over him. Boris might be a Tory grassroots favourite, but would probably be as unpopular as Rishi. The “Hunt” will be on for someone they can get behind.
 
It’s got to be JRM- his fags at Eton say he was a jolly nice fellow who shared his fire toasted crumpets with them while discussing tactics to be used in the next Eton Wall game.
 
He is making moves to get back. According to him he is the only solution as it would be a choice between him and Kia Starmer. No contest there obviously.

The current clown promised to publish his tax returns which he seems oddly reluctant to do for some reason. Clearly he has no interest or ties with this Country apart from personal gain. He has an exit strategy to move to the states.

Boris kept his promise to get Brexit done and is the only hope of securing votes from the so called red wall of voters that saw sence.

I would vote him in again but not the unelected clown. If it’s not Boris my vote will go to the Reform UK party.
'The current clown' obviously has his legal team all over his return, hiding the important parts?
Boris' chances of a 'come back' are very limited IMO.
 
He is making moves to get back. According to him he is the only solution as it would be a choice between him and Kia Starmer. No contest there obviously.

The current clown promised to publish his tax returns which he seems oddly reluctant to do for some reason. Clearly he has no interest or ties with this Country apart from personal gain. He has an exit strategy to move to the states.

Boris kept his promise to get Brexit done and is the only hope of securing votes from the so called red wall of voters that saw sence.

I would vote him in again but not the unelected clown. If it’s not Boris my vote will go to the Reform UK party.
Did Boris ever publish his tax returns? I'm sure I would have remembered.
 
He is making moves to get back. According to him he is the only solution as it would be a choice between him and Kia Starmer. No contest there obviously.

The current clown promised to publish his tax returns which he seems oddly reluctant to do for some reason. Clearly he has no interest or ties with this Country apart from personal gain. He has an exit strategy to move to the states.

Boris kept his promise to get Brexit done and is the only hope of securing votes from the so called red wall of voters that saw sence.

I would vote him in again but not the unelected clown. If it’s not Boris my vote will go to the Reform UK party.
I know a good therapist who specialises in delusional behaviour.

Shall I contact them for you?
 
He is making moves to get back. According to him he is the only solution as it would be a choice between him and Kia Starmer. No contest there obviously.

The current clown promised to publish his tax returns which he seems oddly reluctant to do for some reason. Clearly he has no interest or ties with this Country apart from personal gain. He has an exit strategy to move to the states.

Boris kept his promise to get Brexit done and is the only hope of securing votes from the so called red wall of voters that saw sence.

I would vote him in again but not the unelected clown. If it’s not Boris my vote will go to the Reform UK party.
Sorry.

I misread the title of the post as "Boris Kickback"

Presumably this will be from the PPE providers, out of the billions they made thanks to de Pfeffels incompetence.
 
Really?

And you think Khan was a better choice?
Definitely, he hasn't been cutting Fire Stations like Mad Boris did, and don't forget all the TFL capital projects which have gone so badly over budget should be laid at Boris's door. Boris's bikes, Garden Bridge, his "PR advisor (Jennifer Acuri?)", do I need to go on?
 
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He is making moves to get back. According to him he is the only solution as it would be a choice between him and Kia Starmer. No contest there obviously.

The current clown promised to publish his tax returns which he seems oddly reluctant to do for some reason. Clearly he has no interest or ties with this Country apart from personal gain. He has an exit strategy to move to the states.

Boris kept his promise to get Brexit done and is the only hope of securing votes from the so called red wall of voters that saw sence.

I would vote him in again but not the unelected clown. If it’s not Boris my vote will go to the Reform UK party.
Assume this cant be your real views though not funny enough to be a good spoof.
 
Definitely, he hasn't been cutting Fire Stations like Mad Boris did, and don't forget all the TFL capital projects which have gone so badly over budget should be laid at Boris's door. Boris's bikes, Garden Bridge, his "PR advisor (Jennifer Acuri?)", do I need to go on?
Not really, you do have a point, but Khan is truly awful in so many ways.

Yes I should make a list to balance the argument (and it would do), but Im too busy watching the Transfer show and refreshing AVFTT.
 
He is making moves to get back. According to him he is the only solution as it would be a choice between him and Kia Starmer. No contest there obviously.

The current clown promised to publish his tax returns which he seems oddly reluctant to do for some reason. Clearly he has no interest or ties with this Country apart from personal gain. He has an exit strategy to move to the states.

Boris kept his promise to get Brexit done and is the only hope of securing votes from the so called red wall of voters that saw sence.

I would vote him in again but not the unelected clown. If it’s not Boris my vote will go to the Reform UK party.
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He is making moves to get back. According to him he is the only solution as it would be a choice between him and Kia Starmer. No contest there obviously.

The current clown promised to publish his tax returns which he seems oddly reluctant to do for some reason. Clearly he has no interest or ties with this Country apart from personal gain. He has an exit strategy to move to the states.

Boris kept his promise to get Brexit done and is the only hope of securing votes from the so called red wall of voters that saw sence.

I would vote him in again but not the unelected clown. If it’s not Boris my vote will go to the Reform UK party.
To be fair though, with Kia you get a 7 year warranty.
 
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