Brazilian Butt Lift - yes or no?

Dr Hfuhruhurr

Dr Hfuhruhurr

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Up at an alarming rate in the UK, apparently, from fewer than five to 50 in a year.
Pros - fill out my trousers/jeans better, better padding on the bike seat, improved twerking
Cons - cost, don't like needles, will I become a sex object
 
Worlds gone mad. Most people wanted smaller arses not like some of the colossal monstrosities hauled about these days, accentuated by cheek hugging bum pants. Sort of goes hand in hand with the trout lips, huge false eyelashes & chav hair extensions oh I forgot false fingernails that will never touch a garden. 🙄
 
It’s no wonder so many teenage lads are going rainbow or full transition.
Looks like the pickings are get lower and lower these days for them?

Duck lips, mammoth arses, frozen faces, nails like Freddie Kruger, and ‘large and proud’ pizza guzzling size 26s in nipple tassels and hot pants.

It all started with Big Brother, then The Kardashians…..
 
Sooty59 said:
Worlds gone mad. Most people wanted smaller arses not like some of the colossal monstrosities hauled about these days, accentuated by cheek hugging bum pants. Sort of goes hand in hand with the trout lips, huge false eyelashes & chav hair extensions oh I forgot false fingernails that will never touch a garden. 🙄
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...and that’s just the men....😳
 
This is very dangerous territory.

“Does my bum look big in this?”.

There was always a safe answer.

Now it’s less clear.

These days the standard response could result in:

“Well that’s £xxxx wasted then!!!! And you can Fcuk right off if you think you’re getting a shag tonight!!!”

Confusing Times Confucius.
 
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