Breaking News: Yorkshire

[Grumpy_no_more]

BREAKING NEWS : Yorkshire main shipping route of pork pies is blocked !!
Fred Slathwaite , Captain of the vessel, said “ One minute we were fine , then a gust of wind caught us !!”
“Yorkshire is expected to loose as much as £3.45 a day until the carnage can be cleared.

 

[bfcpete]

Sewage Canal?

 

[FedoraExplorer]

Sewage Canal?

Possibly. It is full, and it is Yaaarkshire.

 

[JJpool]

Sewage Canal?

I heard they saw Tony Parr walking past so probably his fault.

 

[dodgy_surname]

Looks like a tyke speed boat

 

[Wizaard]

Cheap solution to bridge difficulties

 

[Matesrates]

I’d just barge past it.

 

[BobHatton]

A Swedish pop group just walked by and thought they were going to be hit on the head so......

AQUA DUCKED
















Sorry, I'll get me coat..

 

[Limechase]

A Swedish pop group just walked by and thought they were going to be hit on the head so......

AQUA DUCKED
















Sorry, I'll get me coat..

Hope your not here all week?

 

[Curryman]

Pork pies aren't the only problem, there are three barges caught up in the chaos with flat 'ats, whippets and ferrets.

 

[Alf]

One of the first responders told local news ‘I haven’t been this moist since Sunday’