Chant for Kouassi

To the tune of the Harry Maguire song, his heads ** massive....
Kylian Mbappe,
Kylian Mbappe,
We don't need you,
Cos he'll outscore you,
He's Kylian Kouassi.
1, 2, 3, 4.....
 
Why does it always have to me?
Oh Kylie whoa whoa
Oh kylie whoa whoa
You got married to Jason
And he was a free mason

#EatYourHeartOutStormzy
 
to the tune of "The Lion Sleeps Tonight"

Oh Kouassi, Oh Kouassi, Oh Kouassi
Oh Kouassi, Oh Kouassi, Oh Kouassi
At the Bloomfield, The Mighty Bloomfield
Kouassi strikes today
At the Bloomfield, The Mighty Bloomfield
Kouassi scores today
 
"Kylian Kouassi
Kylian Kouassi
He scores the headers he scores the volleys
His dicks ** massive"

To the Harry Maguire tune

Would be worth it just to get a telling off from the SLO
 
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