Christmas cracker joke: What do fish and pne have in common

[Lucs]

THEY GET BATTERED EVERYWHERE THEY GOOOO

 

[AngelBFC]

They both stink if left out in the sun for an hour

 

[Johnno]

Ones got slimy, scaley skin and bulbous eyes, and the other’s a fish.*

* Sorry, was thinking of nobbers as opposed to PNE

 

[Junior_BentsPlatformShoes]

Both bottom feeders.

One has a chance of being at the top of a table, the other is PKE.

 

[AllezBlackpool]

Both shitty clubs

 

[Junior_BentsPlatformShoes]

Fish can find the back of a net regularly.

Fish taste better with chips.

Fish and PKE supporters both have that glassy dead behind the eyes stare.

 

[AngelBFC]

They have the exact same number of brain cells

 

[Trammo]

Nobber to his mate” Ay up cha I bought this packet of 10 fish fingers and were only 7 in it.”
Mate” Where did you buy um cha ?”
Nobber” Iceland in Burnley”
Mate” RESULT !”