Come on Chizzy tell it like it is...

[tangerine.com]

Chizz- if you read this board can you give it a mention on your next commentary?

 

[Southshoresteve]

Goal kick?

 

[Southshoresteve]

Not one for the purists

 

[mull]

BBB is sardonically funny. First Terra Firma I've heard.

 

[Loco]

Incandescent. Big word time

 

[Wizaard]

He is such a pro
Nonchalantly says commentators curse as virtue gives the ball away as chizz was singing his praises

Made Ben laugh.

 

[Loco]

Ooh curly wurly

 

[CGP1]

Ben's brilliant. All half he's been one step away from saying F*** me that was just s****

 

[Loco]

4th official time. Is that a new one?

 

[Loco]

Kaikai, no it's Ekpiteta, no it's actually Kaikai.

 

[Mark_GT]

Baffling once more! How hard can it be?!

 

[BlossomHill]

Four times he told us it had stopped raining, not once did he say it had started raining again.

 

[ZipperClub]

If you put the away audio on it's just the sound from the ground and no commentary. These Chisnall posts are beginning to turn him into a cult (yes cult) figure.

 

[Simonized]

Thank Heavens Northampton have chosen to have no commentary rather than have mass suicides of their fans from listening to the buffoon....

 

[Seasider3610]

Ben still claiming Northampton go long ...... not once this half

 

[Long-shanks]

Chizzy has been on top form so far - plenty of time left as well.... who's he going to confuse Marv for this half? Maxwell?

 

[Loco]

Four times he told us it had stopped raining, not once did he say it had started raining again.

It happens so quickly

 

[Mark_GT]

The Chizzmeister tends to save his golden moments for the latter part of the match. I think he gets a bit tired and excitable at that point.

 

[Wizaard]

The Chizzmeister tends to save his golden moments for the latter part of the match. I think he gets a bit tired and excitable at that point.

Think the tablets start to wear off.

 

[Wizaard]

Discovery of fig rolls at half time

 

[Loco]

He suddenly realises he's only part way down his list of Chizzy-isms.

 

[Loco]

I know you know you players Chizzy, chuckle

 

[Loco]

I wonder who broke Chizzy's nose

 

[Wizaard]

I wonder who broke Chizzy's nose

Raggy

 

[Mark_GT]

I 'm concerned about Chizzy. Think he's picked up a snuffle from Brett

 

[Levi501]

Big giant at the back!

 

[Mark_GT]

It's not a proper night at the Chizzydome without a few giants in the mix

 

[Loco]

Inappropriate defending. And some cheap free kicks. Getting into his stride now

 

[TOON Seasider]

Inches make a huge difference

 

[Hevster]

Good to see the lads indulge in a bit of passing

 

[Mark_GT]

Poor old Chucklemaker. Not a very nice welcome

 

[Hevster]

Good bit of baiting from Big Ben there, trying to get Chizzy to take on the difficult surname again. Another big unit too.

 

[ElBurroSinNombre]

The big wraps

 

[slakes_seasider]

You can almost taste the relief amongst the faithful. The master is back - not quite the A team but I'm sure he'll

 

[slakes_seasider]

Offside! Ref just booked their guy

 

[TOON Seasider]

A conundrum of frustration is Mr Kaikai

 

[tangerine.com]

BB is fine

 

[Loco]

I wonder if we've had two schoolteachers commentating on one our matches before?

 

[Levi501]

A conundrum of frustration is Mr Kaikai

Good job Bretts not with him tonight! ‘Yer what Chizz?’

 

[slakes_seasider]

Chucklemaker

 

[Macseasider]

First of the night to get a yellow card. Error no Chizzballs......

 

[Mark_GT]

High wide and not very handsome. An old favourite!

 

[slakes_seasider]

“I will still say to you Ben Burgess”

 

[slakes_seasider]

Wonder if he talks to his wife like that?
“ I will still say to you Mrs Chisnell - that washing up should have been done, but your bedroom antics have been first class. Wish you’d kept it on the island though!”

 

[Levi501]

‘Scampering.’ Always a winner with me.

 

[Loco]

Ben not quite sure that Brett falls into the great minds bracket

 

[Mark_GT]

I'm just off to "take some time out of the clock". Performance art

 

[Mexboroseasider]

Is Ben a bit tired?

 

[TOON Seasider]

2-0 and that should be that

 

[Loco]

Bodies falling of him all over