Contacting an AVFTTer privately

Either click on their username and then 'start conversation', or at the top of the page, click on the envelope, 'start a new conversation' and you can search for the username you want to message 👍
 
Now it's getting interesting. What was CCW asked? DIY advice, a dinner n drinky date?.
But he has spurned your approaches Ballaragh
Time to move on. Stalking isn't a good look 😁🤣🤣😅
 
Now it's getting interesting. What was CCW asked? DIY advice, a dinner n drinky date?.
But he has spurned your approaches Ballaragh
Time to move on. Stalking isn't a good look 😁🤣🤣😅
Your'e getting your posters mixed up Mull, I've messaged who i wanted to and it wasn't CCW. thanks to the posters.. who replied.
 
You have to submit a written request to the AVFTT Top Table. No one ever knows who the members are as full face masks are worn and people 'disappear' quite often and it's in the AVFTT constitution to not speak of them again. I do know that there's one leader though who the others defer to, elected to the post for life.

They meet every 7th Tuesday at a secret location equidistant to London, Blackpool and Yorkshire depending on travel concerns, most of the meeting is taken up by ways to wind Scaramanga up without actually banning him but they set 5 minutes aside at the end for 'member requests'.

Whether your private message request is accepted is completely down to luck of the draw, I once submitted a request to ask Straiters about a particular petrochemical concern on our ceiling in the back room, I never heard back so can only assume they vetoed it. I'm not bitter though and the ceiling sorted itself out, probably due to entropy.

The address for written requests is below. It's the Leader of The Top Table's secret mailbox and despite many attempts they've never been unmasked and they're very careful not to leave any evidence or clues as to their identity.

PO Box 1953
BRR Towers (above the fish shop)
That There London

Good luck!
 
CE6238A0-614B-466C-BB27-1305DBFA94FC.jpegIf you didn’t clear it with the top brass first, it never happened. Dyer ear me? Don’t even think about speaking sunshine.
 
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