Critchley Bingo!

I had money on him saying 'no easy games in this league', 'games coming thick and fast', 'we've just got to look after our own results' and 'the strikers weren't clinical enough' ... and of course 'don't blame me'!
 
‘We’re one place off lucky 7, it was unlucky for some we didn’t put another one away, they had tired legs, 11 of them will be resting now on doctors orders.’
 
I had money on him saying 'no easy games in this league', 'games coming thick and fast', 'we've just got to look after our own results' and 'the strikers weren't clinical enough' ... and of course 'don't blame me'!
And, with regard to any player making a steady return to fitness after a lengthy injury lay-off, there's the old chestnut:

"At the rate he's goin', give it another couple of weeks, an' I reckon he'll be ready for another try out on the grass ..."
 
"We dominated in good areas, but once they cross that white line it's f**k all to do with me (because I have no ability whatsover to make in game changes)".
 
"I don't even remember why I started playing this three-at-the-back bollocks. I think it may have been feng shui or some shit like that."
 
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