Critchley Three Wishes

[Theoneandonly]

You have three wishes until the end of the season.

1. Play players in their preferred position.

2. Pick your team based on match day merit.

3. Ensure every player knows what his defensive responsibilities are.

 

[Simonized]

1. Play players on merit alone.

2. Stop shagging around as two love children at the club are two too many.

3. Ditch the manual that says subs are only allowed after 60 minutes and do them at HT after the first half shitshow we witness now and then.

 

[Chunkylad]

1. Through caution to the wind away from home - we are good enough!
2. Show the passion on the sidelines that we see flashes of during games. You are not Appleton
3. Keep up the fisting. The young in the North love it even if those lovers scorned don’t.

 

[Lytham_fy8]

1. Carry on with the job and don't listen to anyone else, especially internet types like us who are still using a medium that was out of date 10 years ago and who's main tactical advice is 'have a good go'.

2. Get angry more.

 

[Theoneandonly]

1. Carry on with the job and don't listen to anyone else, especially internet types like us who are still using a medium that was out of date 10 years ago and who's main tactical advice is 'have a good go'.

2. Get angry more.

What’s your third wish?

 

[A_Tense_Grin]

1. Play a formation that the players can excel in.
2. If do number 1, no need for a number 2.
3. If do number 1, no need for a number 3.

 

[AmericanTangerine]

1. Start Gabriel over CJ
2. Sign Gary Madine on a free
3. Don't worry about limiting the opposition, worry about making us play the best

 

[Theoneandonly]

1. Start Gabriel over CJ
2. Sign Gary Madine on a free
3. Don't worry about limiting the opposition, worry about making us play the best

Why sign Gary Madine. We have that experience with Rhodes.

 

[AmericanTangerine]

Why sign Gary Madine. We have that experience with Rhodes.

why sign Gary Madine? Don’t ask stupid questions.

 

[Theoneandonly]

why sign Gary Madine? Don’t ask stupid questions.

Sorry your brain not in sync with your keyboard warrior fingers. I outlined exactly why he is surplus to requirements.

 

[AlternativeSeaside]

Stay and get us promoted

Fuck off

Or do it next season as champions

 

[todayistheday]

Three points per game.
Playing entertaining football.
Hope he chins O/P and his mates.

 

[Theoneandonly]

Three points per game.
Playing entertaining football.
Hope he chins O/P and his mates.

Hey little big man I’ll give you one free shot whenever you feel man enough.

 

[voyeur]

1. Fly on the wall Neil & Janine documentary.
2. Midlife crisis grunge/motorbike transformation.
3. Punching frenzy with Steve Evans in the tunnel tomorrow.

 

[Happychap]

A Genie went up to Critchley and told him had three wishes. "Well, one thing I hate is lawyers, the trouble they cause, their extortionate fees, yes, I'd get rid of all lawyers".
"OK, your wish is my command, that's done" replied the Genie.
"Right I must go" said the Genie.
"Hang on, you said I had THREE wishes" replied Critch.
Genie arrogantly " So, .......sue me "

 

[todayistheday]

Hey little big man I’ll give you one free shot whenever you feel man enough.

Critch or me.

 

[Wizaard]

1. Through caution to the wind away from home - we are good enough!
2. Show the passion on the sidelines that we see flashes of during games. You are not Appleton
3. Keep up the fisting. The young in the North love it even if those lovers scorned don’t.

I've watched a couple of games from the West during the BSM run and have been surprised just how animated he is.

 

[Seasidestevo71]

1.keep fist pumping, means we’re winning
2. I’d take a loss in the semi for the 2 league wins against posh and noblot
3. Not seen a fist pump since he’s been back as I won’t stay and watch it. But I’ll watch it when we lift both trophy’s

 

[Sooty59]

1. He resigns
2. We appoint Dobbie
3. Thommo as his No.2

 

[Theoneandonly]

Critch or me.

Critch is your emotional intelligence superior so let’s start with you little big man.

 

[todayistheday]

Confident Critch could blow you over, no need for me to get involved. You crack on being a knob.

 

[Ping Pong]

Start Gabriel
Leave 1 up when defending set pieces (ie Dembele who is fast but cant defend obviously)
Change tactics & subs earlier if struggling

 

[Theoneandonly]

Confident Critch could blow you over, no need for me to get involved. You crack on being a knob.

Silly boy jog on.

 

[Simonized]

Posted it in the wrong thread so here we are again.

1. Play players on merit alone.

2. Stop shagging around as two love children at the club are two too many.

3. Ditch the manual that says subs are only allowed after 60 minutes and do them at HT after the first half shitshow we witness now and then.

My 3 wishes updated.......

1. Don't Play CJ at all.

2. Stop shagging around as CJ your other love child is not very good.

3. Is the same but in bold,
Ditch the manual that says subs are only allowed after 60 minutes and do them at HT after the first half shitshow we witness now and then.

 

[Blackpool_Gaz]

1) Ditch Critchley

2) Appoint Dobbie

3) Watch us go

 

[Jaffa_The_Hut]

1. Get the Taxi warmed up.

2. Get the Taxi warmed up.

3. Get the Taxi warmed up.