Critch'll fix it

Wizzerboy

Wizzerboy

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Hey, any league one teams out there looking for an easy home game?
Just a simple call to Bloomfield Rd and ask for Critch and it'll be fixed!!👍🏻
Here's just a few comments from some happy customers.......

"Was just like a Pre-Season kick about", Lincoln

"Surprised how easy it was", Wycombe

"Even after giving them a goal lead it was simple picking up the 3 points", Cambridge

"We have no manager and hadn't won for weeks, no problem " Burton.

"Even after getting battered we easily gained a point " Charlton and Fleetwood.

Obviously some aren't happy......

"We were promiced a draw but they went back on the deal not even scoring a legit goal, demanded full refund ', Barnsley

"We didn't even know about the offer!!" Portsmouth

Critch will guarantee a rigid 3-5-2 formation and will, after 25 minutes just lump long balls through for the forwards with no alternative.
Don't worry about substitutions, it's like for like so no need to change your strategy 👍🏻

So pick up the phone NOW for Critch to fix it for your club. Last minute equalisers or a walk in the park, just call Critch and your clubs bad run of form and slide down the league will be gone!!

PHONE NOW!!!!!!
 
What really fucks me off is that he was offered a super long deal before he fucked off, not a care in the world and then for some bizarre reason Sadler takes him back and gives him..... a 4 year contract! No one in their right mind would do that after what he did before because no one is going to come and poach him this time and he gave Appleton a 4 year deal so you'd think he'd learn by his mistakes. You have to hope there are some clauses in the contract such a league position each season so he can end the contract without having to pay him off. Critchley must be pissing himself.
 
Another happy customer......

"We had two inexperienced wingbacks and hadn't won for ages at home but thanks to Critch that all changed "
Port Vale
 
“Hi, can’t remember the last time we Valiants kept a clean sheet at home. Could you fix it for us?”
 
The Barnsley manager says they were took completely by suprise as they thought we would come and have a go, but we didn't and just sat back.
 
Maybe we could save everyone the time, money, angst and frustration and just give any away side 3 points 😲
 
Bristol Rovers have also added that they have reduced all home ticket prices, with kids free for the visit of Blackpool on Jan 20th. They added that they were unable to charge full price for a non competitive match.
 
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