Dear Josh...

Or just....Come on Josh, stick with the 'Pool and you'll go down in history as a legend, ghosting in Stanley Matthews' footsteps on the wing. I can hear the commentary now in the Cup Final as the clock ticks down after Callum Connolly has slammed home a wonder free-kick to level the score at Blackpool 3 - Man City 3. Theo Corbeanu has just played a quick ball to you on the right wing....."and here's Bowler, who's really fighting for his Cup medal now. Could he score the winning goal himself?...It's Yates, Yates!"
 
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Dear Joshua,

Someone said you were Deutoronomy to Nottingham Forest.

Please don’t join the Exodus and stay here to improve your Numbers.

Why don’t you Leviticus a bit longer… It won’t do you any Psalms and might even Genesis even more interest’ making your stock Zephania.

Joel be happier here and the Judges are less harsh. So you can play with more freedom.

A Zechariah minded person, you might be tempted to grab the swag now, but Amos say I’d rather you didn’t.

So stick at your Job and Micah the most of it.

But if you must go

Obidiah Farewell
 
Bowlers press conference on Tuesday.

"I'm really glad to have joined Sheffield Utd for 1.3 million. If nothing else, it puts distance between me and the mentalist writing me letters out of the blue"

Mansford on the same day.

"Yeah big time money!!!, we're in for Messi and all that sort of stuff now. Whatever you want to hear! Oh, did I say Messi, I meant things have been a bit messy but don't worry, we've got Grant Ward out back in a silver box and the video reveal is the best yet. "
 
BFC_BFC_BFC said:
Dear Joshua,

Someone said you were Deutoronomy to Nottingham Forest.

Please don’t join the Exodus and stay here to improve your Numbers.

Why don’t you Leviticus a bit longer… It won’t do you any Psalms and might even Genesis even more interest’ making your stock Zephania.

Joel be happier here and the Judges are less harsh. So you can play with more freedom.

A Zechariah minded person, you might be tempted to grab the swag now, but Amos say I’d rather you didn’t.

So stick at your Job and Micah the most of it.

But if you must go

Obidiah Farewell
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Let's hope that, if he does leave, it doesn't become an exodus. Maybe his successor will be a revelation.
 
We'll still have Maxwell, Marv, Luke and Dom.

And Daniel of course. And a few others making up the Numbers.

And our Lamentations aren't going to stop Big Ben cashing in on our king of Kings. That's his Job, but we'll be the final Judges. Not least Welsh Philippians, who is convinced it's a Colossians mess.
 
Dear Josh,

Don't be such a daft bastard and stay with the Tangerine Wizards! Fulham? Spit! Florist? Do me a favour, Bournmouth? speechless! Get a ** grip and stay here, what are you thinking!!

Love

hertfordseasider
 
Great read that👍
I welled up a couple of times reading you’re blog, a really brilliant piece of writing.
Why can’t we just throw the £1.5 Million Josh’s way over 2 years wages, why waste it on someone who’s nowhere near the ability of Josh?
 
glasshalffull said:
Poetry.
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Dear Josh,

Following my last plea it has come to notice that Watford may be interested in you. Well, let me tell you, it is a basket case of a club, ridiculously expensive to live and the ground has no atmosphere at all. You can look at these other clubs but the grass is rarely greener on the other side. Tell them all to fuck off and stay where you will be a hero.

Love

hertfordseasider
 
I've just realised this was blog two hundred and (wait for it) FIFTY THREE!

He's signing a 10 year deal tomorrow. Fact.

The lucky numbers don't lie.
 
hertfordseasider said:
Dear Josh,

Following my last plea it has come to notice that Watford may be interested in you. Well, let me tell you, it is a basket case of a club, ridiculously expensive to live and the ground has no atmosphere at all. You can look at these other clubs but the grass is rarely greener on the other side. Tell them all to fuck off and stay where you will be a hero.

Love

hertfordseasider
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True, but not poetry.
 
td53 said:
https://mclfoot.blogspot.com/2022/08/dear-josh.html

I think I'm getting a bit big for my boots now with this shit, but then I did influence Gaz Madine into the sea, not do the interview with Critchley that got us promoted and picked the line up on Saturday, so it's worth a punt...

I want no 'oh, it's not realistic' shite in the replies
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i would call it matthew's epistle to the corinthians' spirit... :)

and a beautifully written one at that, i might say. if he doesn't stay after reading that proclamation, then it's testament to babylon in our midst.
 
I was devastated when Micky Burns left for Newcastle. Swore I'd never have a favourite ever again. Well Josh, you broke my promise. Don't break my heart 🧡
 
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