Delap

Think his old fella has just left Stoke as well in a reshuffle. Would have been a good optional extra in league one before we got Simms in. Not sure if he's ready to be a weekly championship battering ram shithouse yet. Maybe Burnley/Kompany who are virtually up already and he can score the goals that put the gloss on their scores.
 
I guess this is due to Parrott being injured and the news Riis needs surgery on his ACL, leaving them with only 1 striker, Ched. Now they have Cannon and Delap.
 
Couldn't care less about Delap but Knockaert to our relegation rivals Udders isn't good news.
 
We can do a lot better than Delap seems to score a goal with every passing of Hallies comet.
He’s probably more suited at the Nobbers with their lack of goals.
 
So PNE had a bit of money from Hemmings Jr, to sign Archer from Villa on loan....But Archer decided Middlesborough was the better option....
I think we can all agree that he chose well.

Yesterday PNE got a young lad from Everton......who only turned 20 in December.
And sorry, he's not 23, which I did mention and this seems to have caused a major meltdown with the older PNE fans on PneisOnline throwing their flags out of their prams because I was 'lying'.....it's wasn't lying.....I just don't give a shit!!!

And now they have signed another lad who has struggled in the Championship with Stoke.
He's got 1 goal in 7 games
Even Riis has a better goal rate than that...... and Riis isn't even playing

SO......PNE fans......... Agent Ridsdale has really Fucked you big style this season.

But look on the bright side...Think of all those bright new flags you are getting, so you can silently wave them at the opposition....
There's a picture in my mind of "The David Beckham memorial stand" doing the Lowecommotion as they are waving little flags and doing a conga around a crumbling Deepdale......
 
So PNE had a bit of money from Hemmings Jr, to sign Archer from Villa on loan....But Archer decided Middlesborough was the better option....
I think we can all agree that he chose well.

Yesterday PNE got a young lad from Everton......who only turned 20 in December.
And sorry, he's not 23, which I did mention and this seems to have caused a major meltdown with the older PNE fans on PneisOnline throwing their flags out of their prams because I was 'lying'.....it's wasn't lying.....I just don't give a shit!!!

And now they have signed another lad who has struggled in the Championship with Stoke.
He's got 1 goal in 7 games
Even Riis has a better goal rate than that...... and Riis isn't even playing

SO......PNE fans......... Agent Ridsdale has really Fucked you big style this season.

But look on the bright side...Think of all those bright new flags you are getting, so you can silently wave them at the opposition....
There's a picture in my mind of "The David Beckham memorial stand" doing the Lowecommotion as they are waving little flags and doing a conga around a crumbling Deepdale......
It could be worse… we could be in a relegation battle with Chris Maxwell as first choice keeper and Rhys Williams as part of a back four, conceding goals for fun. 🤦🏻‍♂️🤷🏻‍♂️

Just a gentle reminder you haven’t won a league game since late October.
 
So PNE had a bit of money from Hemmings Jr, to sign Archer from Villa on loan....But Archer decided Middlesborough was the better option....
I think we can all agree that he chose well.

Yesterday PNE got a young lad from Everton......who only turned 20 in December.
And sorry, he's not 23, which I did mention and this seems to have caused a major meltdown with the older PNE fans on PneisOnline throwing their flags out of their prams because I was 'lying'.....it's wasn't lying.....I just don't give a shit!!!

And now they have signed another lad who has struggled in the Championship with Stoke.
He's got 1 goal in 7 games
Even Riis has a better goal rate than that...... and Riis isn't even playing

SO......PNE fans......... Agent Ridsdale has really Fucked you big style this season.

But look on the bright side...Think of all those bright new flags you are getting, so you can silently wave them at the opposition....
There's a picture in my mind of "The David Beckham memorial stand" doing the Lowecommotion as they are waving little flags and doing a conga around a crumbling Deepdale......
Long post for someone who “doesn’t give a shit”
 
It could be worse… we could be in a relegation battle with Chris Maxwell as first choice keeper and Rhys Williams as part of a back four, conceding goals for fun. 🤦🏻‍♂️🤷🏻‍♂️

Just a gentle reminder you haven’t won a league game since late October.
Williams isn't in our best back 4, Ekpiteta and Thorniley are selected ahead of him at CB.

Nor are we conceding goals for fun, the scores show this if you bothered to look.

The choice of Maxwell is not one I'd go with, but hes not making really bad howlers, he's been ok.

Apart from half your points being wrong or pointless, carry on.
 
It could be worse… we could be in a relegation battle with Chris Maxwell as first choice keeper and Rhys Williams as part of a back four, conceding goals for fun. 🤦🏻‍♂️🤷🏻‍♂️

Just a gentle reminder you haven’t won a league game since late October.

Just a gentle reminder we beat you lot comfortably… 👍
 
Long post for someone who “doesn’t give a shit”
Looks like my comments have pissed off a few Knobbers @ PNEisOnline......
Now they are all furiously waving their little flags and shouting 'Cha' at each other
I know it's not nice to make fun of Knobbers as they really are 'thick as shit'.........But they are just so easy to........
 
Looks like my comments have pissed off a few Knobbers @ PNEisOnline......
Now they are all furiously waving their little flags and shouting 'Cha' at each other
I know it's not nice to make fun of Knobbers as they really are 'thick as shit'.........But they are just so easy to........

‘Thick as shit’, yet you supposedly don’t care about PNE but have written about 19 novels on them on this thread alone. Ironic.

Very odd breed.
 
Williams isn't in our best back 4, Ekpiteta and Thorniley are selected ahead of him at CB.

Nor are we conceding goals for fun, the scores show this if you bothered to look.

The choice of Maxwell is not one I'd go with, but hes not making really bad howlers, he's been ok.

Apart from half your points being wrong or pointless, carry on.

Not wrong on the winless since October shout, is he?

FWIW, I think you’ll (annoyingly) stay up. But I don’t know why you aren’t strengthening at the back. Bowler was very much a ‘appease the fans’ signing, very good player, but I don’t think he was needed.

The playoff thread is absolutely hilarious. Up there with most delusional thread of the year already and we’re barely half way through January!
 
Not wrong on the winless since October shout, is he?

FWIW, I think you’ll (annoyingly) stay up. But I don’t know why you aren’t strengthening at the back. Bowler was very much a ‘appease the fans’ signing, very good player, but I don’t think he was needed.

The playoff thread is absolutely hilarious. Up there with most delusional thread of the year already and we’re barely half way through January!
That's why I said half his points. But it's not a great post if he can't even get some basics right.

Of course we are winless for a while, some circumstances led to that, illness and injuries, poor summer window, some we just needed to do better.

But we have far better options now.

Talk of playoffs is silly and some probably on a wind up plus a few excitable individuas, we just need to ensure we get some wins and stay up, a much better chance of doing it with the sqaud improvements.

It's not necessarily that we might not now be good enough to compete or beat teams up there, we'll find that out on Sat and I think we have some real attacking talent, but we're too far behind and in a relegation battle and also need to find some form. If somehow we manage to win the next few in a row I might reasess what's possible. But we've had back to back wins once I think...

Bowler was needed, adds to the quality but also raised confidence instantly. As for defenders, well we have a defensive mid arrived, a RB signed in summer but joined in Jan, also after a CB who is meant to be a target and presumably the next one in, so be patient, I know you're excited. 😏
 
That's why I said half his points. But it's not a great post if he can't even get some basics right.

Of course we are winless for a while, some circumstances led to that, illness and injuries, poor summer window, some we just needed to do better.

But we have far better options now.

Talk of playoffs is silly and some probably on a wind up plus a few excitable individuas, we just need to ensure we get some wins and stay up, a much better chance of doing it with the sqaud improvements.

It's not necessarily that we might not now be good enough to compete or beat teams up there, we'll find that out on Sat and I think we have some real attacking talent, but we're too far behind and in a relegation battle and also need to find some form. If somehow we manage to win the next few in a row I might reasess what's possible. But we've had back to back wins once I think...

Bowler was needed, adds to the quality but also raised confidence instantly. As for defenders, well we have a defensive mid arrived, a RB signed in summer but joined in Jan, also after a CB who is meant to be a target and presumably the next one in, so be patient, I know you're excited. 😏

I am absolutely buzzing, yes....

We've been down the route of buying players who excel in the LOI. Absolutely no guarantee they will come good. For some bizarre reason we decided that was the best route to go down and signed some absolutely dreadful footballers. Not saying Lyons will be the same but its a very big step up from ultimately non-league football to Championship.

No doubting Bowler's quality, and Poveda seems to be hitting form, but I personally don't think the latter keeps you up on his own (as some seem to have hinted at on here and on the socials).

Time will tell. Hopefully a good drubbing tomorrow and all will be doom and gloom again!
 
I am absolutely buzzing, yes....

We've been down the route of buying players who excel in the LOI. Absolutely no guarantee they will come good. For some bizarre reason we decided that was the best route to go down and signed some absolutely dreadful footballers. Not saying Lyons will be the same but its a very big step up from ultimately non-league football to Championship.

No doubting Bowler's quality, and Poveda seems to be hitting form, but I personally don't think the latter keeps you up on his own (as some seem to have hinted at on here and on the socials).

Time will tell. Hopefully a good drubbing tomorrow and all will be doom and gloom again!
Don’t believe all you read on here.

Some fans are talking about the play-offs FFS. 🤣
 
It could be worse… we could be in a relegation battle with Chris Maxwell as first choice keeper and Rhys Williams as part of a back four, conceding goals for fun. 🤦🏻‍♂️🤷🏻‍♂️

Just a gentle reminder you haven’t won a league game since late October.
At least that was legible for once from a Nobber. I normally struggle to understand a word they say.
 
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