Disaster at sea.

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Tiptank

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According to reports HMS Pissthisleague has been lost off the Burton coast.
She was torpedoed early in the battle, didnt manage to fire off any shots in return and went down
without a fight.The battle plan was ineffective , lacking firepower and was unable to breach the home defence.
Search and rescue teams have recovered the Captain and crew and will dock at Port Vale on
Friday night.A full enquiry will be held as to establish why this ship was rarely able to perform
Its duties away from its home port .Captain Critch is being held and likely to be charged with
Impersonating an officer.
 
I believe the full enquiry will find the crew were indisciplined and didn't follow orders or show any leadership, and the Admiralty has failed to find the quality of ammunition to breach enemy defences or armour to protect the vessel.
 
HMS pissthisleague failed its boat certification the moment Critchley was appointed.
We’ve tried various patch repairs since but we’ve still to find a water resistant glue and the leak is still apparent.
The manager has isolated the two responsible for trying to patch up the hull able seaman Mr Dougall and a ships cook Mr Ekpiteta and sent them both to Coventry (well not literally) but told them both to take some time out from hull patching.
Ships owner Hong Kong based Tangerine star line Mr Sadler has now taken over the commissioning of a new hull but many think a complete new ship is required as more and cracks have appeared with each passing voyage.
So it’s dry dock for a while or we risk it with the fear of sinking.
 
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PERSONALLY HMS piss the league should be taken to the U BOAT pens like the ones in DAS BOOT and given a thorough german going over. job done.
 
Tiptank said:
According to reports HMS Pissthisleague has been lost off the Burton coast.
She was torpedoed early in the battle, didnt manage to fire off any shots in return and went down
without a fight.The battle plan was ineffective , lacking firepower and was unable to breach the home defence.
Search and rescue teams have recovered the Captain and crew and will dock at Port Vale on
Friday night.A full enquiry will be held as to establish why this ship was rarely able to perform
Its duties away from its home port .Captain Critch is being held and likely to be charged with
Impersonating an officer.
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Live pictures of HMS Piss the league
 

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Investigations have revealed a major fault with the cooling system, apparently the ship is supposed to be fitted with the greatest fans in the world, however in anything but fair weather they just make a low groaning noise before wildly spinning off their axle.

Witnesses also describe an angry tapping noise coming from the area.
 
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Lytham_fy8 said:
Investigations have revealed a major fault with the cooling system, apparently the ship is supposed to be fitted with the greatest fans in the world but in anything but fair weather they just make a low groaning noise before wildly spinning off their axle.

Witnesses also describe an angry tapping noise coming from the area.
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The Hunt For Calderwood in October is well and truly on.
 
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