Don't change your undies until the end of the season

CompleteControl

CompleteControl

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Whatever clothes you wore to the match last night don't change them until the end of the season! Follow whatever routine you carried out before the match.

I need to bulk buy some fruit pastilles which I took to the match for the first time this season.
 
CompleteControl said:
Whatever clothes you wore to the match last night don't change them until the end of the season! Follow whatever routine you carried out before the match.

I need to bulk buy some fruit pastilles which I took to the match for the first time this season.
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Are you suggesting we wear our under crackers for more than a week. 😂😂💨💨💨 💩
 
For me, last night's 'where in God's name did that come from' performance could also be down to one (or maybe all the below options!)
1. Mick had a pure moment of epiphany in his office, while perusing the latest copy of 'Be Reet' magazine, in which he foresaw how the game would pan out.
2. He was visited in the night by the 3 miserable Yaaaarkshireman spectres 'Ear All', 'See All', and 'Say Nowt', (similar to the 'A Christmas Carol' story), which enabled him to realise that the supporters were right all along, and that in order to restore a modicum of 'feel good factor' he should let the lads off the leash, and bugger the consequences!
Or
3. The grandkids did him a crayon picture of what the goals at the end of the pitch Blackpool are attacking look like.....

UTMP
 
CompleteControl said:
Whatever clothes you wore to the match last night don't change them until the end of the season! Follow whatever routine you carried out before the match.

I need to bulk buy some fruit pastilles which I took to the match for the first time this season.
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I have a special embroidered Blackpool fc scarf commerating the play off winning team against Cafdiff,

All their names individually embroidered and I never wear it , but just before I set off to the match my wife said why don't you wear it?

It might bring you good luck, I am not normally superstitious but i will definitely be wearing it again on Saturday. UTMP
 
I am open to offers to keep me away from home games 😵

I wasn't well enough to go last night and I had to give my ticket away for the Florist game because of my health.
So I am happy for someone to come up with a lump sum to ensure we are not relegated🤗😜

Tenders are invited 😁😎
 
So weird ritual - I toss the same coin before each game and ask 'Are Blackpool going to win today' - heads Yes, tails No .. I can't tell you the amount of times it has landed on Tails - the notable exceptions Forest, Stoke and QPR.
Have just done it for Saturday and sadly Tails came up 😔
 
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