Ekpiteta Pro Photoshop advice

[TangerineSeasider]

Both my kids were matchday mascots last week Vs Reading, and I’ve just received the photo electronically.

My intention was to get an enlarged photo of the centre circle photo with the officials , team captains, and mascots and frame it for their bedroom wall, but my Mrs instantly homed in on Marv and has refused.

Unfortunately it appears he’s somewhat stolen the limelight of the mascots big day with his stance, and I’m needing some advice on if his shorts area can be rearranged in photoshop, or airbrushed out ?

Anyone with any advice would be appreciated.

As you can see , it’s not ideal for a kids bedroom wall

 

[seasideone]

Why is it like that at kick off?

 

[LA1 Seasider]

Arousal is key to the performance of top level athletes

 

[tangerine_neil]

Crop him out

 

[TangerineSeasider]

Totally bolloxed a great moment for them. ( quite literally )

 

[LA1 Seasider]

Totally boloxed a great moment for them. ( quite literally )

Have you thought of maybe just a sticker of the club crest or something ? Maybe even Bloomfield Bear ?

I imagine if Marv knew about this he’d probably be happy to meet the kids and get another. The club also likely have a media team who could probably help editing the photo. Have you been in touch with the club ?

 

[Ormergod]

 

[Seasider1953]

That never happened in my shorts when I played

 

[Hazi]

Spot fix

 

[Pool CW]

Oh no !

 

[Long-shanks]

Proper made me laugh this

 

[April13th1970]

Someone made a bit of a cock up sending that out

 

[Mark_GT]

Thread of the week

 

[Rotterdam+Sussex_Seasider]

Totally boloxed a great moment for them. ( quite literally )

Don't be too hard on the man!

 

[Lewis_Winthorpe]

Big Marv eh!

 

[Albert Ross]

Perhaps he’s trying to stiffen up the defence.

 

[SeasideKurt]

FFs Marv.

 

[HighfieldSeasider]

I'm assuming you've objected the Mrs' idea of having it on your bedroom wall?

 

[Lytham_fy8]

Thread of the year

 

[Killingmesoftly]

Oh dear, is hilarious though….
Did you pay extra for the enhanced ball boy package?…

 

[Simonized]

 

[alginate]

 

[tangerine_neil]

Was going to stick a picture of Blackpool Tower over it, but didn’t help…

 

[JJpool]

Both my kids were matchday mascots last week Vs Reading, and I’ve just received the photo electronically.

My intention was to get an enlarged photo of the centre circle photo with the officials , team captains, and mascots and frame it for their bedroom wall, but my Mrs instantly homed in on Marv and has refused.

Unfortunately it appears he’s somewhat stolen the limelight of the mascots big day with his stance, and I’m needing some advice on if his shorts area can be rearranged in photoshop, or airbrushed out ?

Anyone with any advice would be appreciated.

As you can see , it’s not ideal for a kids bedroom wall

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Seem to have numerous thin creases on show, are you suggesting he has some sort of octopenis?

 

[Lytham_fy8]

I tried an arty bokeh effect, but it's just worse.

 

[TangerineSeasider]

Thank the lucky stars for editing tools. Had a play with snapseed and I think I’ve managed to restore some dignity.

 

[Lytham_fy8]

It's nice to see a player excited for the match though.

 

[B_Side_The_C_Side]

 

[TangerineSeasider]

I'm assuming you've objected the Mrs' idea of having it on your bedroom wall?

You betcha !

 

[TangerineSeasider]

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That’s quality

 

[Mark_GT]

 

[TSSeasider]

To be fair, the official on the left looks like he's pushing one out.

 

[electric_eel]

 

[Insider]

There's some right pricks on this thread.

 

[SeasideKurt]

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I genuinely laughed out loud at this

 

[TotallyTangerine]

Thread of the year

Certainly beats Matesrates Pop Up thread

 

[Lytham_fy8]

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Post of the year

 

[SeasideKurt]

Post of the year

Incredible post.

 

[Doc]

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Spot fix

Nice job Daz