1950`spoolfan
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Two women had a girls night out and on the way home they both needed a pee.As they were passing a churchyard they nipped in for a bit of privacy. Neither had any loo roll so the first one used her pants and threw them away.The second after looking round could only find a small wreath so she decided to use that.
Next day their two husbands met up and the husband of the first woman said he wasn`t at all happy with these girls nights out as his wife had come home with no pants.The husband of the second woman said "you think you`ve got problems .My wife came home feeling a bit fruity but soon after we got started a card dropped out from between her buttocks which read "we`re all very sad and will miss you," signed by all the firemen at the fire station."
Next day their two husbands met up and the husband of the first woman said he wasn`t at all happy with these girls nights out as his wife had come home with no pants.The husband of the second woman said "you think you`ve got problems .My wife came home feeling a bit fruity but soon after we got started a card dropped out from between her buttocks which read "we`re all very sad and will miss you," signed by all the firemen at the fire station."
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