Went to this hotel with the Mrs the other week.
Manager asks would you like a twin or a double room.
Mrs said what did he say?
Did we want a twin or a double!
Manager asked would you like a bath or a shower.
Mrs said what did he say?
Did we want a bath or a shower!
Manager says it'll be £50 a night
Mrs says what did he say?
It'll be £50 a night
Manager asks, where abouts are you two from?
Mrs, what did he say?
He wants to know where we're from
I told the manager that we're from Blackpool.
Manager says, christ, I had one of the worst shags I've ever had in my life at Blackpool!!
Mrs says what did he say!!!
I said, he thinks he knows you