Gardening advice .... Top Tip

[XBeds-Now-Kings_Meaburn]

For those who like me are crap at gardening & keep letting the grass get too long . Here's a Top tip .

Get landlord/manager of your local pub to keep all the slops for you .
Then sprinkle the old beer slops over your lawn & hey presto problem solved .




















It comes up half cut .

 

[fcblackpool]

You should paint it blue so passing pilots think you have a swimming pool.

 

[Sooty59]

For those who like me are crap at gardening & keep letting the grass get too long . Here's a Top tip .

Get landlord/manager of your local pub to keep all the slops for you .
Then sprinkle the old beer slops over your lawn & hey presto problem solved .




















It comes up half cut .

Thought you were going to say borrow a few sheep but unfortunately I suspect more than just the grass would be eaten & the recycled grass would need removing.

 

[Tangerinetiltingatwindmil]

Sink a Glass full of the slops and next day it’ll be full of drunken dead slugs.

 

[Seasider1887]

Sink a Glass full of the slops and next day it’ll be full of drunken dead slugs.

I’ve heard that before. We get them in winter and goodness only knows how they get in. The house is always dry and well heated yet they somehow get in.

 

[Chunkylad]

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[Simonized]

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My fav Viz thing....

 

[Matesrates]

Hire a gardener

 

[XBeds-Now-Kings_Meaburn]

Hire a gardener

Need some cattle to graze it first then some sheep to crop it down , will be well fertilised after that .