Gary Madine -Washing Machine

value4money

value4money

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In Glasgow at the weekend for the Auld Firm so missed the Pool game as travelling.
Lads had listened to my mentioning Gary Madine -Goal Machine... and part of group bet was Gaz to score first goal!
So when penalty awarded the pressure was on,and we all know what happened!
They renamed our hero!!!!
 
value4money said:
In Glasgow at the weekend for the Auld Firm so missed the Pool game as travelling.
Lads had listened to my mentioning Gary Madine -Goal Machine... and part of group bet was Gaz to score first goal!
So when penalty awarded the pressure was on,and we all know what happened!
They renamed our hero!!!!
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to be honest washing machine is a far more suitable name for him than goal machine and quite apt .Lets face it he has never been a goal machine and the quote is more of a joke than anything
 
A washing machine could take a better penalty than Gaz.
I would think the Goal Machine tee shirts didn't sell too well, were donated to charity, and we'll see them on the news, being worn by the unfortunate ill treated people in Afghanistan!
 
585 = never give up said:
A washing machine could take a better penalty than Gaz.
I would think the Goal Machine tee shirts didn't sell too well, were donated to charity, and we'll see them on the news, being worn by the unfortunate ill treated people in Afghanistan!
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I bought 5 before the play off final as they were about £2 each by then for all the family to wear whilst watching the game. They arrived on the tuesday......., after the game!
 
I went for Ward/ironing board to maintain the laundry theme. 👍

And to imply his horizontal treatment table status.

Just rhyming names with random shit doesn't wash with me I'm afraid. 🤠
 
voyeur said:
I went for Ward/ironing board to maintain the laundry theme. 👍

And to imply his horizontal treatment table status.

Just rhyming names with random shit doesn't wash with me I'm afraid. 🤠
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I was going for a kitchen/utility theme with mine, well, some of mine.

At least I used things, some people just rhymed with sentences!
 
585 = never give up said:
A washing machine could take a better penalty than Gaz.
I would think the Goal Machine tee shirts didn't sell too well, were donated to charity, and we'll see them on the news, being worn by the unfortunate ill treated people in Afghanistan!
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I bought one of the tee-shirts (at reduced price, I must admit.

Whenever I wear it, it brings happiness and joy to everyone who sees it. Most people smile, but some do a genuine Laugh Out Loud. Only Gary Madine can do this.
 
voyeur said:
I went for Ward/ironing board to maintain the laundry theme. 👍

And to imply his horizontal treatment table status.

Just rhyming names with random shit doesn't wash with me I'm afraid. 🤠
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Oh dear, oh dear. 2/10 for it being clean!

Whiter than white even.
 
I've been chanting Gary Madine the wa@king machine for 2 seasons, and have yet to see a reason to change it..
I suppose the missing word walking would be appropriate, but that's not it.
 
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Grumpy_no_more said:
I bought one of the tee-shirts (at reduced price, I must admit.

Whenever I wear it, it brings happiness and joy to everyone who sees it. Most people smile, but some do a genuine Laugh Out Loud. Only Gary Madine can do this.
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Gaz is a great character to have in the changing room. His big mate Brian Rose probably has one of those shirts attached to a punch bag in his gym 😂
 
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