Has anyone done a euro camp holiday?

Lala said:
Gladys Pugh ( had to Google that btw)

🤣🤣🤣 You may have sussed out I’m single but the rest of it or me you know nothing of 🤣 and I’m not really sure why you’re trying to 😆

Maybe I’m the first female you know who answers back. I suspect that wasn’t the done thing on the 40’s.
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That's why your on your own because he had the nerve to answer you back.
 
Lala said:
I’ll be honest with you now, Blood style.

You can be a very funny guy on the joke threads, and I admire your tenacity, on the odd occasion.

But your banter on this thread is a bit crap, and it’s dragging mine down with it 🤦‍♀️

At least Phil just calls me a c*nt and gets on with it.

We need to leave it now until we have a more practiced routine because we are making everyone cringe, myself included 🥹

Its been a blast, sort of, not 💁‍♀️
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I would never resort to calling you a c*nt because they have a use.
 
Lala: Did you sleep ok Johnno ?
Johnno: Yes i slept like a log because i woke up in the fireplace.
Lala: Did i hear rain in the night?
Johnno: No, that was me having a piss outside the shack.
Lala : Right, i'm getting up when i've stopped scratching my bollocks
Johnno: Same as.
Lala: Any thoughts about dinner?
Johnno: Yes, i went to the camp supermarket yesterday and got 2 Pot Noodles for £12
Lala: That's dinner sorted then.
Johnno : I'm off to the creek to get water for a brew. I won't be long.
Lala: Miss you.
 
FlytoKavala said:
Lala: Did you sleep ok Johnno ?
Johnno: Yes i slept like a log because i woke up in the fireplace.
Lala: Did i hear rain in the night?
Johnno: No, that was me having a piss outside the shack.
Lala : Right, i'm getting up when i've stopped scratching my bollocks
Johnno: Same as.
Lala: Any thoughts about dinner?
Johnno: Yes, i went to the camp supermarket yesterday and got 2 Pot Noodles for £12
Lala: That's dinner sorted then.
Johnno : I'm off to the creek to get water for a brew. I won't be long.
Lala: Miss you.
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Hilarious Stuff 😂

Did you write it yourself or did you nick it from Bob Monkhouse ?
 
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