He, She or They?

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Ollygon

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Now I'm a fairly liberal person, but I really don't get this non-binary business.

When I first saw it, I thought it was something to do with computer coding, which I did a bit of in the 70s.

If it's a "They", do they swing between being a he or a she, or are "They" wanting to be a whole new substructure of society.

A bloke I used to work with, when confronted with something he didn't understand would say "it's all a load of bollocks". He'd be right on this- it should all hinge on whether or not they're present.

Could this be a variant of "Schrodingers Cat"? In this case you won't know until the box is opened.
 
He - masculine 3rd person singular
She - feminine 3rd person si gular
They - neutral 3rd person plural.

Not too tricky that one.
 
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It’s not just these three choices though. Some now identify as wolves. So they use the pronouns of wolf-she, and wolverine.
Some identify as inanimate objects. Some identify as vampires.
It’s trendy to be different. So saying you’re non-binary no longer gets you the attention it did cos loads of them are at it. It’s so yesterday.
That’s why there’s those that now want to take it further and be even more exclusive.
I identify as a an intelligent, handsome pragmatist who captain’s the Lancashire Men’s Masters Pool Team and who makes non-lesbian women swoon with one quick come to bed glance.
In all seriousness, this country would be fecked if we found ourselves in a situation similar to Ukraine. We’ve got hardly anyone capable of defending the country. They’re all too busy figuring out what they want to identify as.
 
Ollygon said:
Now I'm a fairly liberal person, but I really don't get this non-binary business.

When I first saw it, I thought it was something to do with computer coding, which I did a bit of in the 70s.

If it's a "They", do they swing between being a he or a she, or are "They" wanting to be a whole new substructure of society.

A bloke I used to work with, when confronted with something he didn't understand would say "it's all a load of bollocks". He'd be right on this- it should all hinge on whether or not they're present.

Could this be a variant of "Schrodingers Cat"? In this case you won't know until the box is opened.
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Someone said to me they were non-binary. I said ‘what’s that code for?’.
 
I was in the Layton institute a few months ago playing pool. My married mate turned up with a girl who wasn’t his wife.
He introduced me by saying this is Malc and, Malc this is mark. I was surprised and confused for a few secs but soon realised this was the modern sex-change thing and so I just said hello and made small talk.
This person walked away after a few mins and so I asked my mate what the score was. He explained his sister in law now identified as a man. I asked if they’d had an operation to which he replied ‘well obviously not, he’s got tits!’
He then went onto tell me that his wife doesn’t like her sister spending time with him and she’s insecure cos he ‘shagged’ his sister in law (or should I say ‘brother in law’ ) some months ago.

🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️
 
Malced said:
I was in the Layton institute a few months ago playing pool. My married mate turned up with a girl who wasn’t his wife.
He introduced me by saying this is Malc and, Malc this is mark. I was surprised and confused for a few secs but soon realised this was the modern sex-change thing and so I just said hello and made small talk.
This person walked away after a few mins and so I asked my mate what the score was. He explained his sister in law now identified as a man. I asked if they’d had an operation to which he replied ‘well obviously not, he’s got tits!’
He then went onto tell me that his wife doesn’t like her sister spending time with him and she’s insecure cos he ‘shagged’ his sister in law (or should I say ‘brother in law’ ) some months ago.

🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️
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Tonite on Soap....
 
Malced said:
In all seriousness, this country would be fecked if we found ourselves in a situation similar to Ukraine. We’ve got hardly anyone capable of defending the country. They’re all too busy figuring out what they want to identify as.
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That’s me fcuked. I identify as a tank.
 
Malced said:
I was in the Layton institute a few months ago playing pool. My married mate turned up with a girl who wasn’t his wife.
He introduced me by saying this is Malc and, Malc this is mark. I was surprised and confused for a few secs but soon realised this was the modern sex-change thing and so I just said hello and made small talk.
This person walked away after a few mins and so I asked my mate what the score was. He explained his sister in law now identified as a man. I asked if they’d had an operation to which he replied ‘well obviously not, he’s got tits!’
He then went onto tell me that his wife doesn’t like her sister spending time with him and she’s insecure cos he ‘shagged’ his sister in law (or should I say ‘brother in law’ ) some months ago.

🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️
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Was he any good at Pool?
 
Malced said:
I was in the Layton institute a few months ago playing pool. My married mate turned up with a girl who wasn’t his wife.
He introduced me by saying this is Malc and, Malc this is mark. I was surprised and confused for a few secs but soon realised this was the modern sex-change thing and so I just said hello and made small talk.
This person walked away after a few mins and so I asked my mate what the score was. He explained his sister in law now identified as a man. I asked if they’d had an operation to which he replied ‘well obviously not, he’s got tits!’
He then went onto tell me that his wife doesn’t like her sister spending time with him and she’s insecure cos he ‘shagged’ his sister in law (or should I say ‘brother in law’ ) some months ago.

🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️
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Are they from Burnley by any chance !!
 
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