Hovercraft to Southampton?

AngelBFC said:
Big time.

On reflection there were obvious and glaring hints.

Hovercrafts and buffets - not a good combination.

Time to wear one of these next time I go out in public

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Someone has had to drop out mate if you still want on?
 
AngelBFC said:
If poss . That would be great .

Happy to pay in full in advance instead of deposit first given the proximity of departure.
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It’s just £99 mate


Plus of course booking fee of £99

Then Insurance is only £99

And if you want the return leg it’s £99

We are having a whip round for the Captain on top of the basic fees above, we’re all sticking in £99 each

So if you want to DM me and I’ll give you my address to drop off the £495. I accept all payment methods that are cash in hand pal

Welcome Aboard Shipmate 👍
 
Fair do’s to you Blood for coming up with that idea.
Have you got Lee Charles on board by any chance ? Would love to see the photos and vids from your trip.
Happy sailing and safe journey boys 👍🏻
 
Bloodtangerine said:
It’s just £99 mate


Plus of course booking fee of £99

Then Insurance is only £99

And if you want the return leg it’s £99

We are having a whip round for the Captain on top of the basic fees above, we’re all sticking in £99 each

So if you want to DM me and I’ll give you my address to drop off the £495. I accept all payment methods that are cash in hand pal

Welcome Aboard Shipmate 👍
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I’d like to bid £500
 
ForeverTangerine said:
Fair do’s to you Blood for coming up with that idea.
Have you got Lee Charles on board by any chance ? Would love to see the photos and vids from your trip.
Happy sailing and safe journey boys 👍🏻
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Yes Lee is the Documentary maker on this one and bringing his lovely journalist lady partner along. They regard it as real Scoop and think all the Nationals will be interested and probably some Worldwide coverage will follow
 
Bloodtangerine said:
It’s just £99 mate


Plus of course booking fee of £99

Then Insurance is only £99

And if you want the return leg it’s £99

We are having a whip round for the Captain on top of the basic fees above, we’re all sticking in £99 each

So if you want to DM me and I’ll give you my address to drop off the £495. I accept all payment methods that are cash in hand pal

Welcome Aboard Shipmate 👍
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Are you not getting anything out of it for yourself blood ?

Must have taken some organising
 
AngelBFC said:
Are you not getting anything out of it for yourself blood ?

Must have taken some organising
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No mate. I’m losing a few quid if truth be told but it’s all in a good cause so I don’t mind.


If the lads want to get a few quid together as a thank you pop it in an envelope and hand to me whilst singing “for he’s a jolly good fellow” and buy my beers all day in Southampton then that’s up to them of course….and out of courtesy I would accept only so as not to offend them
 
Our Captain contacted me last night. He’s filled the Hovercraft up with Air and says we’ve easily got enough to do the trip in one without stopping to re Air and he’ll fill her up in Southampton whilst we are at the pubs/match so we can leave promptly post game
 
Bloodtangerine said:
Our Captain contacted me last night. He’s filled the Hovercraft up with Air and says we’ve easily got enough to do the trip in one without stopping to re Air and he’ll fill her up in Southampton whilst we are at the pubs/match so we can leave promptly post game
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Will it be all hot air?
 
Bloodtangerine said:
No mate. I’m losing a few quid if truth be told but it’s all in a good cause so I don’t mind.


If the lads want to get a few quid together as a thank you pop it in an envelope and hand to me whilst singing “for he’s a jolly good fellow” and buy my beers all day in Southampton then that’s up to them of course….and out of courtesy I would accept only so as not to offend them
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Very decent of you blood
 
Taunton Tangerine said:
This household only takes The Sunday Sport , will they be featuring this escapade ?
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I believe all the Red tops have taken it and The Sunday Times are wanting to do a big interview with me for the Magazine with photographs of the trip but they’ve insisted they use a body double for the photos ….. probably they think Im too photogenic and they don’t want the Movie Stars they feature complaining at me making em look bad
 
Bloodtangerine said:
I believe all the Red tops have taken it and The Sunday Times are wanting to do a big interview with me for the Magazine with photographs of the trip but they’ve insisted they use a body double for the photos ….. probably they think Im too photogenic and they don’t want the Movie Stars they feature complaining at me making em look bad
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I think The Sun already has its frontpage banner headline ready to go: "On board debauchery sinks Seasiders' Wembley Hovercraft dreams!"
 
Boevets said:
I've got this mate stuck in Nigeria - if you could send me your bank details and/or a few grand to help get him out that would be great - ta 😁
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Only if he's got a Hovercraft available for hire with buffet and first drink included.

Im not a charity pal.
 
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