How do I get oil off my drive?

[AllezBlackpool]

Enviromentally friendly obviously

 

[Hazi]

There’s a hardware type shop on Whitegate drive somewhere near Leeds rd, has some tubs of all sorts to clean things, I spilt a load of oil years ago got some thing from there and it worked a treat.

 

[straightatthewall]

Loads and loads of fairy liquid?

 

[Bend it like Suddick]

A nice ciabatta with some balsamic

 

[Eventhepenguins]

Sprinkle Cat litter on the oil, grind up under a brick, leave for a bit, hey presto

 

[Bend it like Suddick]

Sprinkle Cat litter on the oil, grind up under a brick, leave for a bit, hey presto

Do you remove the poo first?

 

[straightatthewall]

Sprinkle Cat litter on the oil, grind up under a brick, leave for a bit, hey presto

Doesn’t sound like any pesto recipe I’ve ever read.

 

[fcblackpool]

Sprinkle Cat litter on the oil, grind up under a brick, leave for a bit, hey presto

Don't forget to check whether the cat has finished it's crap first.

 

[SwannDangerous]

Set it on fire.

 

[Jaffa_The_Hut]

Enviromentally friendly obviously

Buy a new car.

 

[qurotangerine]

Sand

 

[tangerine_neil]

Set it on fire.

The driveway?

Bit drastic

 

[Insider]

Baking soda and vinegar.

 

[Towerpower99]

Coke

 

[fcblackpool]

Ask him to leave nicely.

 

[AllezBlackpool]

Coke

Bit expensive mate

 

[SwannDangerous]

The driveway?

Bit drastic

Nooooo, you fool. Driveways don't set on fire...

Just set the oil on fire. Leave the driveway be!

 

[tangerine_neil]

Anyone know how to stop an oil fire?

 

[Hastings]

Brake cleaner

 

[Coinslot]

Don't bother. Just move house and let it be someone else's problem

 

[Trammo]

Apply John Frieda’s shampoo for greasy hair. Use a full bottle and leave on for 4 hours before rinsing.

 

[Lost Seasider]

Apply John Frieda’s shampoo for greasy hair. Use a full bottle and leave on for 4 hours before rinsing.

Added advantage, your driveway should be bouncy and more manageable.

 

[Matesrates]

Gunk

 

[Hazi]

Set it on fire.

the cat?

 

[Graham berrys plastic bag]

Anyone know how to stop an oil fire?

Squeeze 2 full bottles of washing up liquid onto the fire until the flames go out then pour 20/60 oil onto the washing up liquid to neutralise it,repeat this until all the washing up liquid has dispersed

 

[dodgy_surname]

Smoke it, rah

 

[tangerine_neil]

Squeeze 2 full bottles of washing up liquid onto the fire until the flames go out then pour 20/60 oil onto the washing up liquid to neutralise it,repeat this until all the washing up liquid has dispersed

Thanks.

Anyone know how to make soapy bubbles to wash dishes when you’re all out of washing up liquid?

 

[Graham berrys plastic bag]

Thanks.

Anyone know how to make soapy bubbles to wash dishes when you’re all out of washing up liquid?

20/40 oil mixed with lemon sherbets

 

[Eventhepenguins]

Thanks.

Anyone know how to make soapy bubbles to wash dishes when you’re all out of washing up liquid?

Eat a couple of spoonfuls of Persil non bio*, and fart into a sinkful of water
* Do NOT eat Persil non bio, or any washing powder, it was a joke

 

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