How do I get to be a mod?

[AllezBlackpool]

I'm on here most days. And I went to school with Steve Barclay. I know all about football and food. Surely that must swing it?

 

[poolseasider]

Buy a Parka and Lambretta.

 

[Macseasider]

I'm on here most days. And I went to school with Steve Barclay. I know all about football and food. Surely that must swing it?

I decide.

No.

 

[Matesrates]

Wear gimp gear and mask at the interview which will be conducted in a cellar in Cleveleys by 1966 and Recidivist.

Can’t be in Cleveleys, only old, right wing, white men live there

 

[AllezBlackpool]

I decide.

No.

Whatever happened to democracy. Run a poll.

 

[Jaffa_The_Hut]

Whatever happened to democracy. Run a poll.

We’ll let you moderate the food threads so long as you promise some new material for 2023.

 

[tangysider]

I'm on here most days. And I went to school with Steve Barclay. I know all about football and food. Surely that must swing it?

I think you need a sponsor
Jaffa, said he will do it

 

[JJpool]

I'm on here most days. And I went to school with Steve Barclay. I know all about football and food. Surely that must swing it?

You just need to fill in the simple 236 page form.

 

[AllezBlackpool]

We’ll let you moderate the food threads so long as you promise some new material for 2023.

We???

 

[Jaffa_The_Hut]

We???

Oh did you not know?

 

[Recidivist3]

Wear gimp gear and mask at the interview which will be conducted in a cellar in Cleveleys by 1966 and Recidivist.

Nice of you to offer Allez your gimp gear, toot toot

 

[Trammo]

Nice of you to offer Allez your gimp gear, toot toot

It’s ding ding not toot toot you numbskull.

 

[Macseasider]

Whatever happened to democracy. Run a poll.

Us mods don't operate a democracy. Quite the opposite.

 

[Malced]

All the Tory voting mods met up at a lavish penthouse which had a huge flat screen tv, a gaming area, and one of those infinity pools.

The labour voting mods were jealous and were heard to say ‘look at all those mod Cons’.

 

[1966_and_all_that]

Can’t be in Cleveleys, only old, right wing, white men live there

And me.

 

[TangerineBayern]

I'm on here most days. And I went to school with Steve Barclay. I know all about football and food. Surely that must swing it?

He went to the Houses of Parliament whereas you went to the Armenian on Harrowside so let me guess? You got it spot on

 

[1966_and_all_that]

Buy a Parka and Lambretta.

It has to be a fishtail Parka.

 

[KingZobo]

I'd also like to be a mod, I'm a tory and live in Poulton, is that okay?

 

[Jaffa_The_Hut]

I'd also like to be a mod, I'm a tory and live in Poulton, is that okay?

Only if your a chum of

 

[Trammo]

I'd also like to be a mod, I'm a tory and live in Poulton, is that okay?

You need more appeal like professing to be a Remoaner and agreeable to millions of boat people being allowed to stay in UK forever.

 

[Jimmy Jazz]

I think it's like bomb disposal, if you want to volunteer for it, then you're deemed to be not the right sort.