I see our match..

[tangible]

....is followed by 'Dads Army' on the telly.
For God's sake if we go a goal down 'Don't Panic!!'. If we're losing at half time try to avoid a chorus of 'We're doomed. DOOOOMED I tell you'. Will Sonny, or possibly Albie, be the first to draw the comment 'stupid boy'.
(I see Barnsley drew at home to the mighty Horsham)

 

[Wizzerboy]

And if one of our forwards get booked will our captain say "don't tell him your name Lavery!"

 

[Old_Laytonian]

Put Kouassi on and " they don't like it up em"