Ian Chisnall Sweepstake

Since1967 said:
If anyone predicts the minute in tonight’s game when he first grumbles about the linesman putting his flag up late I will donate £20 to Streetlife the Blackpool homeless charity.
The next twenty times he says it tonight don’t count
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18 mins in.
 
Good effort Since...I will go for 8 mins

If you ran a sweep on his first stupid mistake or lack of knowledge it wouldnt get beyond 5 mins...useless and should be ousted from such a prestigious job...wish we could get two proper seaside legends together instead of one collaborator and one legend
 
3 minutes 24 seconds...

"What about that ben burgess/Brett ormerod I bet that would have driven you MAD when playing? (action restarts and Chissy continues) It's a hobby horse of mine but I do worry about the hamstrings of players (play gets closer to goal) it's a safety issue, talking of hamstrings or at least muscle injuries (penalty claim ignored by Chissy) Gary Madine not involved tonight and it goes without saying, we wish him well. Oh, look at that. AWFUL from Sullay Kaikai. He needs to *pay attention* and not let his mind wander like that. Wouldn't see 🧡Matty virtue🧡 doing that eh Brett/ben"

"Aye Chissy."

If I'm within a minute I'll match you the 20 quid plus I'll go a tenner if he wishes someone well at *any point*
 
If we get 50 guesses from different people and someone gets it right I will double the donation
 
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If someone claims on the island and donates a tenner if he says it, I'll get a set of on/off the island t shirts made in the next few weeks and donate all the profits from selling them to street life and the Armfield mental health thang.

Imagine owning your own on/off the island t shirt? It could happen if someone steps up AND the great man utters the immortal phrase.

I reckon I'll flog three. (including my own)
 
53 - you, Chis and Brett? Don't forget, he also works with Ben and Col Green all and may insist on some kind of corporate dress code. So that's 5 at least.

And if you wanted to go really upmarket you could do like all good tour t shirts do and have the concert dates on the back. Except here it would be the games he's said it at.

"Chissy's On The Island tour 2020 / 21"
9/2/21 Burton
6/2/21 Ipswich
Etc.
Although on reflection you might as well just print the full fixture list on the back and save bother.
 
td53 said:
Someone needs to pledge to support street life on the occasion of Chissy slipping in either on or off the island for that to be a possibility.

I've reached 2 of the predicted 3 lol.
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OK, a tenner to Streetlife on the occasion of an on or off the island, regardless of which island that might be or even if the Famous 5, Long John Silver or Gilligan have never set foot there.
 
Do we know who the co-commentator is tonight?
If it’s Brett then I will guarantee he says:-

“To be fair.”

Old Chizzy is getting quite a few groupies together nowadays.

Could write a book on his catchphrases. “The Good, The Bad and The Absolutely Absurd”
By Ian Chiselwitt (always have a pseudonym)
 
1966_and_all_that said:
OK, a tenner to Streetlife on the occasion of an on or off the island, regardless of which island that might be or even if the Famous 5, Long John Silver or Gilligan have never set foot there.
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Excellent work.

CGP1 said:
53 - you, Chis and Brett? Don't forget, he also works with Ben and Col Green all and may insist on some kind of corporate dress code. So that's 5 at least.

And if you wanted to go really upmarket you could do like all good tour t shirts do and have the concert dates on the back. Except here it would be the games he's said it at.

"Chissy's On The Island tour 2020 / 21"
9/2/21 Burton
6/2/21 Ipswich
Etc.
Although on reflection you might as well just print the full fixture list on the back and save bother.
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Me, Chiss, Brett, 66, Col, Big Ben.

What a set of trendsetters we will be...


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A lot of selections in the first half so to avoid running into heavy traffic I will go for the 57th minute.
 
Mark_GT said:
I'd put my hand in my pocket for one of these quality items. The more godfearing amongst us could have the "In the Parish" version.
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That's 3 of us plus the BBC Radio Lancashire dream team.

That's basically going to end rough sleeping if we ever get a game on and the immortal phrase uttered.
 
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