IF BFC Were a Meal Deal ..

Roast Ham sandwich, pickled onion monster munch, Fanta

Shows promise but not a great combination if placed in the wrong order!
 
Soup Of The Day (Tomato) with Basil - Mundane with just a touch of seasoning to keep the diners interest
Succulent Sirloin Steak Diane with seasonal veg(Because we can beat anybody on our day with ease)
Apple pie & Custard (Average run of the mill dessert for all our average below par performances
 
KFC meal deal, the thought of it gets you all excited, (highly seasoned crispy skin on succulent fried chicken)however you almost always leave the building disappointed ( greasy, flabby skin on chicken dripping in fat with bland chips) wondering why it didn’t live up to the advertisement and expectation 🍗 😝
 
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It would consist of several items. For each one, the customer would have to go up to the counter then back to their seat. This would happen for each course except for the pudding, which would be unceremoniously launched from the counter up to the furthest table in the cafe, where the guests would refuse to return it to the original customer.
 
Marmite on warburtons wholemeal with optional low fat margarine. a mini-pack of rich tea biscuits and a herbal fruit tea of your choice
 
Anyway if we're just making fantasy meal deals up it should be one large chip on a lamb shoulder, a pint of bitter and some whine gums.

All from Dobbies obviously.
 
It would be a banquet fit for a king then the next week it would be spam that went out of date 8 months ago with a side of chicken gravy from the kfc in kirkham, a word of advice if it came to it eat the spam, it’s probably the case for all kfc’s but they scribble the name on the tub to say who made it and when ( I may have made that up in my head) if not stay well clear of Wendy on the 12 th ( insert your own month) my loss of earnings due to Wendy was substantial
 
After the the last 20 years it would be a magic mushroom sandwich, a space cake and plenty of coke.

You can’t call us boring.
 
Prawn sandwich expensive to put together but little substance .
Prawn crackers,you need to be .
Bottle of beer to drown your sorrows .
Not to be consumed away from your home.
 
Guarantee they'd have run out of all the exciting, spicy options and you'd be left with a boring choice!
 
Ham and cheese butty, salt and vinegar crisps and a bottle of liptons ice tea peach flavour. Pay extra for the chocolate bar of your choice

On it's day it hits just the right spot but it's really hit and miss because it depends on how much flavour the crisps have and what chocolate bar you chose
 
Whatever, it would be served on a needlessly high table & even on your tiptoes you couldn't quite reach it.
Meanwhile on the next table, come from nowhere, a perfectly timed plate of Lincolnshire sausages 🙄
 
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