If I turn up at the ground tomorrow

[Poultongirl]

What are the chances of me wangling my way in? Had enough of watching Blackpool on an internet stream that is ten minutes behind real life!! Don’t care what anyone says Blackpool v Fleetwood are always fiercely fought and passionate and I just can’t face not being there. Gonna wander down at 2.45 and charm the pants off a steward

 

[Grumpy_no_more]

Just wear your stripey dress - that should do it!

 

[Matesrates]

Just wear a bobble hat and a mask like everyone else, nobody will know who you are.

 

[TangerinePeel]

The notion of a bloke posting that masquerading as a woman on an obscure football forum is absolutely hilarious to me

 

[Poultongirl]

If you look as good as this then you should have a free season ticket for life.

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Thanks I dont really look like this young lady but I’ve got similar clothes in my wardrobe, I’ll give it a try

 

[Dark_Side_of_the_Lune]

Maybe the groundsman or someone owes you a favour?

 

[Poultongirl]

That's a terrible shame.

Please don't be cutting off your circulation to please others.

if It gets me in it’s worth it

 

[LimerickTangerine]

What are the chances of me wangling my way in? Had enough of watching Blackpool on an internet stream that is ten minutes behind real life!! Don’t care what anyone says Blackpool v Fleetwood are always fiercely fought and passionate and I just can’t face not being there. Gonna wander down at 2.45 and charm the pants off a steward

I wouldn’t chance it, club might not like it

 

[Poultongirl]

Some good ideas here folks

 

[Come on the Pool!]

Turn up wearing a High-viz and say your here to change a few light-bulbs

 

[Mark_GT]

Keep an eye out for that Cods lad that invaded the pitch last time. He's well 'ard

 

[Dumfriestangerine]

I wouldn’t chance it, club might not like it

There's no chance she's going limerick,there's a 12 pack in the fridge .

 

[LimerickTangerine]

There's no chance she's going limerick,there's a 12 pack in the fridge .

 

[Poultongirl]

There's no chance she's going limerick,there's a 12 pack in the fridge .

 

[Martonmosser]

Thanks I dont really look like this young lady but I’ve got similar clothes in my wardrobe, I’ll give it a try

Really?????

 

[Martonmosser]

n/t

 

[1966_and_all_that]

If you look as good as this then you should have a free season ticket for life.

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That's not good, it's ridiculous.

 

[1966_and_all_that]

Turn up wearing a High-viz and say your here to change a few light-bulbs
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At least she looks recognisably human.

 

[Poultongirl]

Really?????

Yes really Martonmosser

 

[Poultongirl]

At least she looks recognisably human.

So you prefer brunettes do youor is it the tight fitting clothes that bring you out in a sweat

 

[Macseasider]

Don a high viz jacket and clipboard and just go marching upto the entrance stating urgent council business / COVID checks. Don't wait for permission at reception just walk straight through.

 

[Tangerinetiltingatwindmil]

Sandy just let yourself in at northeast corner gate.

 

[Tangerinetiltingatwindmil]

/door.

 

[1966_and_all_that]

So you prefer brunettes do youor is it the tight fitting clothes that bring you out in a sweat

Yes, and non-photoshopped into the bargain.

 

[no-more-lies]

No it’s not

I thought it was common knowledge

 

[Jaffa_The_Hut]

No need to go over board like Mac suggests just put on a yellow high vis jacket a cap like Benny from crossroads hands in pockets and look gormless.
There you go you will pass for another steward.

 

[CalderwoodCritchleyWon’t]

Bit weird seeing some drag act trying to get into the ground. I think the Adam’s apple may give the game away

 

[BIG_BERTHA_3]

Keep an eye out for that Cods lad that invaded the pitch last time. He's well 'ard

I wonder what happened to him ,3 year ban ?

 

[AllezBlackpool]

Just dress up as a fish.

 

[Davepick]

'Charm the pants off a steward'?
You might get more than you bargained for.

 

[SEASIDE2020]

If you look as good as this then you should have a free season ticket for life.

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I wouldn't be one to criticise somebodys body or body parts on a public forum but without ever having sight of PoultonGirl's @rris, I'm thinking it might not have the shape of that in the above picture.

 

[Poultongirl]

I wouldn't be one to criticise somebodys body or body parts on a public forum but without ever having sight of PoultonGirl's @rris, I'm thinking it might not have the shape of that in the above picture.

I’m working on it love, I’m doing my squats as we speak

 

[Alf]

I might not be in a position to watch Blackpool this afternoon with the above thought in my head.

Gutted.

 

[SEASIDE2020]

I’m working on it love, I’m doing my squats as we speak

Glad to hear that you are exercising but not sure I'd ever want site of your raggy @rse !!!!!!!!!

 

[Lytham_fy8]

Just wear your stripey dress - that should do it!

Dear God no.