Joseph

[glasshalffull]

Why should the club clarify any old bollocks posted on here and I'm the one who wrote it, could be utter boobins for all I know just passing on what I was told.

Let’s hope it was just the sort of random bit of utter boobins they sometimes use to try and flush out a ‘mole’ ?

 

[poolseasider]

And look what you started, happy enough with the tight hammy explanation it makes more sense

What have I started?
Got passed on a little tibbit of information could be rollocks but unlike a lot on here and Twitter it's not something I made up it ain't my style.

 

[April13th1970]

Is Joseph injured as he hasn't featured in any game since he signed.

Maybe he tripped over the hem of his technicolour dreamcoat

 

[Jaffa_The_Hut]

We heard a rumour Jerry was off but thank God that’s all it was.

Oh wait a minute.

 

[April13th1970]

He'll be registered with the Welsh FA, not English, so it will need to be cleared. Mad, I know, but I'm pretty sure that is the case.

Seems strange as presumably the same would apply to Jerry and he's already played for them

 

[Albert Ross]

‘Tight hamstring’. It wouldn’t be pre season without a hammy or two would it?

If he had a slack hamstring, he would be in trouble. His foot would flap about like a jelly.

 

[Pelada]

Fractured hip I've just been told by someone ITK.

Yep, I heard the same 2 days ago from someone inside the squad

 

[Briggs5]

Hope it's not true. A fractured hip could have a massive impact on his career.

 

[NewburyOne]

Seems strange as presumably the same would apply to Jerry and he's already played for them

I think there's something else for sure, even though international clearance is required, I'm not having it that would still be an issue now.

 

[Notathome]

Does it affect things that he is coming from a Welsh team though (admittedly in English league !!) ?

It has not stopped Jerry playing for Swansea!

 

[glasshalffull]

If this is true then poor lad. Hope it is not too bad and best wishes for a speedy recovery.
From the club point of view I suppose at least we won’t have lost a squad place. I would think Simon Sadler must have definitely run over a black cat somewhere though.

 

[ansdellmafia]

I find it hard to believe he’s fractured ( broken ) his hip . If he has it will almost certainly mean that he would require surgery , and it is virtually impossible to play any contact sport again . It’s not like a broken leg . Just google recovery from hip fracture.

 

[Chrismalkin]

Never thought I’d say this but I miss Matt Scrafton

 

[Limechase]

Is he related to Malaury Martin?

 

[TommyHutch]

Not sure why the club cannot make a comment, no need to go into any detail. It’s as if the guy has just disappeared.

The PR at the club is appalling. Whilst we don’t have a right as supporters to know every single thing that happens at the club, you’d expect to be told why your recently signed big money striker hasn’t made an appearance yet. We are missing a football correspondent from the Gazette.

 

[Tangerine Tractor]

I find it hard to believe he’s fractured ( broken ) his hip . If he has it will almost certainly mean that he would require surgery , and it is virtually impossible to play any contact sport again . It’s not like a broken leg . Just google recovery from hip fracture.

I don't need to. Had mine replaced two weeks ago. I'm now resigned to never fulfilling my lifelong dream of playing for The Mighty.

 

[bfcpete]

If true, we will certainly need a couple of decent striker additions

 

[Brett&Murphs.]

Has he supposedly fractured his hip while with us? That would be extremely bad luck. Can’t of come with it. Hope this is a wind up.

 

[Matesrates]

He’s off looking at mangers with Mary

 

[Jonnyseasider]

Until the club comments, rumours are futile

 

[Wilburrabbit]

What happened to the extensive medical process which worked so well with Colby Bishop?

 

[fcblackpool]

Until the club comments, rumours are futile

But why wouldn't the club give general updates on how preseason is going? And obviously that would include any injuries and niggles.

It's basic.

 

[TommyHutch]

But why wouldn't the club give general updates on how preseason is going? And obviously that would include any injuries and niggles.

It's basic.

Not at Blackpool it’s not.

 

[Kyle Seasider]

The PR at the club is appalling. Whilst we don’t have a right as supporters to know every single thing that happens at the club, you’d expect to be told why your recently signed big money striker hasn’t made an appearance yet. We are missing a football correspondent from the Gazette.

Apparently the Gazette is interviewing for one this week, so we should have a new correspondent soon.

 

[Kyle Seasider]

I'm usually not one for the club revealing too much, but before the season starts I would like a general update on injuries. No one knows what's going on with Gabriel either, just hearing rumours.

 

[bill40]

I have it good authority he broke his hip after tripping over in because of the over long multi coloured coat, an accident just waiting to happen.

 

[Always tangerine]

Never thought I’d say this but I miss Matt Scrafton

Yes no one to dig out the truth.

 

[Always tangerine]

Hard to imagine fracturing his hip just after a medical. Would require a high impact accident, eg road accident, falling off a ladder, down stairs etc. Maybe Jordan Gabriel could manage that though .

 

[April13th1970]

Never thought I’d say this but I miss Matt Scrafton

Me too, but my aim is improving

 

[Dougz]

I have it good authority he broke his hip after tripping over in because of the over long multi coloured coat, an accident just waiting to happen.

Did he have a dream ?

 

[voyeur]

I have it good authority he broke his hip after tripping over in because of the over long multi coloured coat, an accident just waiting to happen.

I heard he was thrown into a pit.

No Joseph again today and no news suggests the rumours may be true to me? If it was minor the club would be reassuring us methinks.

 

[Athers]

It's the sort of question a reporter would ask after a game. I assume there's no reporter.

Just as well we avoided the injury prone Colby Bishop

 

[Always tangerine]

I heard he was thrown into a pit.

No Joseph again today and no news suggests the rumours may be true to me? If it was minor the club would be reassuring us methinks.

Dont think theyre into that !

 

[Seaside Aggro]

Kyle Joseph / Joseph Kyle, the new Anderson Banvo / Banvo Anderson

 

[SeasideTizz]

Rael sikenear if treu

 

[TommyHutch]

Rael sikenear if treu

?

 

[Bennys_was_a_mob]

Something very iffy about all this, did he have a 14 day cooling off period (like when you sign a contract) has seen and gone elsewhere?

 

[BFC95]

Critchley confirmed in his post match interview that he joined the club with an injury picked up at Swansea, but will be back on the grass in the next couple of weeks hopefully!

 

[JJpool]

Something very iffy about all this, did he have a 14 day cooling off period (like when you sign a contract) has seen and gone elsewhere?

If we still have the original packaging and receipt can we return him for a replacement...?

 

[Athers]

Critchley confirmed in his post match interview that he joined the club with an injury picked up at Swansea, but will be back on the grass in the next couple of weeks hopefully!

Would love to know how Kyle Joseph passed his medical while injured yet Colby Bishop was deemed too high risk a signing with an old injury (goes on to score 20 goals playing 46 games for Portsmouth last season by the way!)

This club, man. Frigging amateurish at times

 

[voyeur]

Would love to know how Kyle Joseph passed his medical while injured yet Colby Bishop was deemed too high risk a signing with an old injury (goes on to score 20 goals playing 46 games for Portsmouth last season by the way!)

This club, man. Frigging amateurish at times

I'm sure the club based its decision on medical advice from qualified people.

 

[Seaside shuffle]

Would love to know how Kyle Joseph passed his medical while injured yet Colby Bishop was deemed too high risk a signing with an old injury (goes on to score 20 goals playing 46 games for Portsmouth last season by the way!)

This club, man. Frigging amateurish at times

The club has never been more professional!

 

[seasidepaddle]

Club Twitter if it was run by avftt -

WEDNESDAY: Marvin stubbed his toe on the fridge while reaching for the milk. Big ouchie.

 

[tangible]

In other news, Kyle Joseph will not now need major hip surgery and miss the whole season, as rumoured on here.

 

[Wizaard]

Club Twitter if it was run by avftt -

WEDNESDAY: Marvin stubbed his toe on the fridge while reaching for the milk. Big ouchie.

Update: May lose a toe.

 

[hertfordseasider]

Club Twitter if it was run by avftt -

WEDNESDAY: Marvin stubbed his toe on the fridge while reaching for the milk. Big ouchie.

There was some eggs and cheese involved.... Big quiche!

 

[Wizaard]

Would love to know how Kyle Joseph passed his medical while injured yet Colby Bishop was deemed too high risk a signing with an old injury (goes on to score 20 goals playing 46 games for Portsmouth last season by the way!)

This club, man. Frigging amateurish at times

He had a known niggle picked up in training with Swansea, not a fractured hip and is training now, doing some ball work but not match fit. See TTV interview with Critchley last night.

 

[crunchtime]

Club Twitter if it was run by avftt -

WEDNESDAY: Marvin stubbed his toe on the fridge while reaching for the milk. Big ouchie.

Should have used his hands!

 

[crunchtime]

Rael sikenear if treu

That's better than some of the rubbish on here.

 

[Barmy tangerine]

That's better than some of the rubbish on here.

Some utter nonsense is posted would love to know where all this utter tripe comes from prob just a knock staring to get really depressed reading some of the crap on this forum