Kenny Haiku send off

[voyeur]

If the club can't be arsed, we can thank/celebrate Kenny with haikus.

He came on a free
Scored with both feet at Wembley
Love tore him away.

 

[voyeur]

The peroxide Ken
Got honey trapped by Barbie
And went back to black.

 

[voyeur]

Love is a strange thing
Ruined many a fine man
And now King Kenny

 

[Junior_BentsPlatformShoes]

Nice bleached hair highlights
Left foot right foot champion
Thai weather nicer.

 

[voyeur]

Is he an Aussie?
Or does he think like a Scot?
No, he's Thai at heart.

 

[hills98]

Limericks more my level.

There once was a player called Kenny,
Who was underrated by many.
He scored with both feet
Midfield skills were a treat
But now he's gone I'll have a benny.

 

[voyeur]

There once was a player called Kenny
Who didn't cost Blackpool a Penny
But then his fiancé
A cyber Beyonce
Had a plan when he didn't have any.

 

[voyeur]

I once spent a whole day on Google
Trying to trace Kenny Dougall
I just found his dog
On a soft focus vlog
With a woman who's not very frugal.

 

[hertfordseasider]

Haiku Fuku
bye bye Kenny bye bye
Another controlled by his knob

 

[clappers]

He had a sizeable personal problem
Fans will mourn him with a memorial column
Yellow hair never dyes.

 

[Junior_BentsPlatformShoes]

He had a sizeable personal problem
Fans will mourn him with a memorial column
Yellow hair never dyes.

Mods, this is not a Haiku as it has more than 17 syllables, and nor is it a limerick which should have 5 lines. In the name of all that's decent, delete please so as not to cause further offence. I just hope Kenny doesn't see it.

 

[hertfordseasider]

There once was a player called Kenny
He played a bit like a Benny
His missus went You Tube
and packed all her boob tubes
the number of which she had many!

 

[hertfordseasider]

Mods, this is not a Haiku as it has more than 17 syllables, and nor is it a limerick which should have 5 lines. In the name of all that's decent, delete please so not to cause further offence. I just hope Kenny doesn't see it.

** teachers!!

 

[Tanger]

From the Bard...

Tangerine midfield,
Goals clinched promotion back up,
Thai horizons call.

 

[Tanger]

... and a limeric

With Blackpool, his tackles were stout,
Midfield battles, he'd never back out,
Promotion he earned,
Then to Thailand he turned,
Where love's warmer than crowds with a shout.

 

[Wizaard]

Kenny Dougall gone
Is the world going to end?
Probably not quite

 

[Mark_GT]

A tangerine hero called Dougall
Was not one to blow his own bugle
Late in May 21
He scored two not one
You can read all about it on Google.

 

[clappers]

Mods, this is not a Haiku as it has more than 17 syllables, and nor is it a limerick which should have 5 lines. In the name of all that's decent, delete please so as not to cause further offence. I just hope Kenny doesn't see it.

Phooking Haiku police on here

 

[Loco]

Kenny Dougall came
Two goals crowned his mane then the
Boomerang flew east

 

[Wilburrabbit]

He goes by the name of Kenny D
He joined from Barnsley on a free
Scored two wonder goals at Wembley
Now Thailand bound, good luck from me!

 

[Sandgrown1]

There once was a player called Kenny
Who didn't cost Blackpool a Penny
But then his fiancé
A cyber Beyonce
Had a plan when he didn't have any.

A cyber Beyoncé….
Made me laugh that voy. A classic line.

 

[Mark_GT]

Kenny oh Kenny
What chicanery caused that
Dismal epitaph.

 

[CredibleInedibles]

'Dougall', Simon christened his hound,
Not after the dog from The Magic Round-
About, but this Anzac
Kenny, get me Zantac
Cos you're Buriram United bound

 

[voyeur]

'Dougall', Simon christened his hound,
Not after the dog from The Magic Round-
About, but this Anzac
Kenny, get me Zantac
Cos you're Buriram United bound

Unusual. I had to look up Zantac. A drug for reducing stomach acid?

 

[tangerine_neil]

There once was a player called Kenny,
Who signed for less than a penny,
He played in the middle,
And bought noodles from Lidl,
But now he’s off for more money.