Kylian song..

kuriousoranj

kuriousoranj

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Encouraging him to score..

Kylian Kylian he's going to put the ball in the net again x2

When he does..

Kylian Kylian he's just put the ball in the net again x2
 
From a previous post of mine…

Ok all.

Time to get real. I’m Ryder Cup excited and have an A* in English, so not to be ignored, how about this… After all, the boy has Prince in his name, we surely can’t overlook this?!

To the tune of ‘My old man’s a dustman’

Ohhhhhhhh Super Prince Kouassi
He’s our wonder boy,

He loves to score at Bloomfield Road
and everywhere we go,

He’ll score with his left foot
He’ll score with his right,

And when we play the knobbers,
He’ll score or all ** night.

(Eat, sleep, rave, repeat!)


Keeping it a little more homely. To the tune of “Come on down to the sea”

Come on down to the sea,
Come see the Prince Koussai,

The boy was born to play and score wearing Tangerine,

He’ll play on his own,
He’ll play next to Rhodes,

But one things for sure,
The Prince he scores goals…

UTMP
 
To the tune of "Killing Me Softly" by Perry Como

I heard he played a good game
I heard he had some skill
And so I came along to Bloomfield
And watched him for a while
And there he was this young guy
A stranger to my eyes
Kylian scoring with his left foot
playing a blinder alongside Rhodes
Kylian scoring with his right foot
Kylian scoring with his head
Scoring a hat trick in this game
Kylian scoring again
 
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To the Blur Parklife track 😆

Priiiince Kouaaaassi
Kyillian Kouassi
and he always seems to score
2 or 3 or more
Kouassi
 
straightatthewall said:
How about we adapt Shakespeare's Sonnet 18?

Shall I compare thee to Ronaldo
Thou are more quicker and less girly
Rough defenders shake like shitting dogs
and your hair is naturally curly
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This is the one, let’s bring some culture to the stands
 
I like the Addams Family one.

Got to be worth it if only to see the whole Kop clicking their fingers in unison.
 
He’s Kylian Kouassi
He knew the place to beeeee
Although he’d never seen
(You know the rest)
Bollox to that being exclusive to Patino… bring it back I say.
 
Parky1953 said:
From a previous post of mine…

Ok all.

Time to get real. I’m Ryder Cup excited and have an A* in English, so not to be ignored, how about this… After all, the boy has Prince in his name, we surely can’t overlook this?!

To the tune of ‘My old man’s a dustman’

Ohhhhhhhh Super Prince Kouassi
He’s our wonder boy,

He loves to score at Bloomfield Road
and everywhere we go,

He’ll score with his left foot
He’ll score with his right,

And when we play the knobbers,
He’ll score or all ** night.

(Eat, sleep, rave, repeat!)


Keeping it a little more homely. To the tune of “Come on down to the sea”

Come on down to the sea,
Come see the Prince Koussai,

The boy was born to play and score wearing Tangerine,

He’ll play on his own,
He’ll play next to Rhodes,

But one things for sure,
The Prince he scores goals…

UTMP
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Is it Prince - Or The Artist Formely Known As Prince?
 
Here we go, She is a belter tune.

Kylian Kouassi
Different than the rest
Calves the size of Blackpool
And a 52 inch chest,

Our centre forward
Just get him on the ball
Right foot, left foot with his head
He’ll score a fuckin goal

Kylian Kouassi:..
Kylian Kouassi…

Repeat
 
Adams Kebab said:
Here we go, She is a belter tune.

Kylian Kouassi
Different than the rest
Calves the size of Blackpool
And a 52 inch chest,

Our centre forward
Just get him on the ball
Right foot, left foot with his head
He’ll score a fuckin goal

Kylian Kouassi:..
Kylian Kouassi…

Repeat
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I like it but not many will have a clue what song you are referring to there. Good effort though 👍🏻
 
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