Seasider3610
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The sniffing has started 
Let's get Chizzical
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Mark_GT
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Mexboroseasider
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Stricken oak!!
Down like a....
Down like a....
Mark_GT
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It's like the Matrix with Chizzy - time and space play strange games.....
slakes_seasider
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Educated with his feet
Southshoresteve
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Virtue blowing out of all portholes 
Mark_GT
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Top that!Virtue blowing out of all portholes
Macseasider
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How has Chizzballs called that a goal! The whistle went 3 seconds before the header and all the players had stopped!!
Loco
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Ref's whistle not loud enough apparently
Mark_GT
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I wonder if he sits there rambling when everyone's gone home. It would be a poignant scene indeed.
TOON Seasider
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Flag goes up, linesman could have been as late as next week
Mark_GT
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i.e. the player was offside and the liner put his flag up. Great work!
Levi501
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I wonder if he sits there rambling when everyone's gone home. It would be a poignant scene indeed.
Wouldn’t surprise me, must take him a while to ‘come down’ after all the excitement! 🏝🏝I wonder if he sits there rambling when everyone's gone home. It would be a poignant scene indeed.
Long-shanks
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Thorniley my MOTM tonightYou can't accuse the maestro of pacing himself tonight. Greenall chipping in too. Poor old Thorniley the current recipient of their ire
Southshoresteve
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Game of the season from the King of Commentary tonight - Champions League call up for 5 Live surely on the cards? 
Long-shanks
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Absolute gem laid on a plate for Chissy! Not a sniff. Nowt! Nothing.... meanwhile I'm at home shouting wtf has this lad on his head! It a ** man bun! Hes gone 100% Gareth Bale on us... and hes playing centre half!!!! Chissy - nowt!
Adams Kebab
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“Matty Virtue looks like a tired boy”
Found that creepy.
Found that creepy.
Mark_GT
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Maybe he considered it too easy a tap in? that's all I can think. Why out the manbun wearer when so many unnecessary fouls could otherwise go unnoticed?
BpoolFred34
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Serious question, is he a Preston fan?
ElBurroSinNombre
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I'm sure Brett would have mentioned it, my learned friend wouldn't allow anyone resplendent in tangerine to go unnoticed in the paddock with a fricking man-bun. We need the dream team back on the island asap
TSSeasider
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I can't stand his commentary, but I love these threads.
Conflicted
Conflicted
mull
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Come on over to the dark Chizz side. You know you want to
Wizaard
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In front of a deserted islandI wonder if he sits there rambling when everyone's gone home. It would be a poignant scene indeed.
1966_and_all_that
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I like Chiz. He gets things wrong but he's a Pool fan and there's many a mogodon-man out there who we wouldn't want within a zillion miles of our commentary.
PS. My favourite was when he described a goal kick taken by a Rochdale outfield player to his goalie, as a free-kick.
PS. My favourite was when he described a goal kick taken by a Rochdale outfield player to his goalie, as a free-kick.
TSSeasider
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I really don't; but these threads are brilliant.
I reckon he'll be studying them post game to improve his technique.
Fatboy
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No, he’s a devout Seasider
mull
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I'll have you know that Greenall called Rochdale Blackburn at one point and referred to Oliver Rathbone ( their midfield maestro) as Oliver Rochdale! Not a sneer, not a jibe , not a mention . You and your ilk are just Chizzist
BpoolFred34
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so tr
so true, i heard it with my own eyesI'll have you know that Greenall called Rochdale Blackburn at one point and referred to Oliver Rathbone ( their midfield maestro) as Oliver Rochdale! Not a sneer, not a jibe , not a mention . You and your ilk are just Chizzist
TSSeasider
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And that is why AVFTT is, by a million miles, the best website on the internetI'll have you know that Greenall called Rochdale Blackburn at one point and referred to Oliver Rathbone ( their midfield maestro) as Oliver Rochdale! Not a sneer, not a jibe , not a mention . You and your ilk are just Chizzist
Mark_GT
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Yes but only the great Chizzy could come up with a breathless mention of.............. "Ben" Thorniley!I'll have you know that Greenall called Rochdale Blackburn at one point and referred to Oliver Rathbone ( their midfield maestro) as Oliver Rochdale! Not a sneer, not a jibe , not a mention . You and your ilk are just Chizzist
mull
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That's exceptional eyesight you have there Fredso tr
so true, i heard it with my own eyes