Lying Bastards new Job

[Ollygon]

Straight from his Parliamentary Exit, Lying Bastard is joining the Daily Mail as a columnist.

A spokesman for the Mail said "this is fantastic news, and we expect our circulation figures to soar by at least 3."

 

[stbe]

ACOBA
Starting his new job as he left his old one.

 

[Pool CW]

Fail

 

[Chunkylad]

That will be hilarious.

I reckon he will absolutely gun for Rishi

 

[Archibald Knox]

A high 6-figure salary apparently ! A munificent reward for abject failure and utter humiliation.
But the hand grenades will be rolled into many Parliament offices over the next year or so. I’ll bet Bozo has got loads of incriminating stories from the Whips and the security services after 3 years as PM. That’s what the Daily Heil is paying for.... but it’s against ACOBA rules.

 

[Ollygon]

ACOBA
Starting his new job as he left his old one.

Stop engaging in a witch-hunt.

The "Rules" shouldn't apply to him.

 

[Archibald Knox]

The current Daily Heil nutcase columnist is of course... Mad Nad Dorries.
I suppose the Daily Heil will not need her services anymore if they have got Bozo.
So there he goes again, Bozo shitting on his “friends” without a second thought.

 

[basilrobbie3]

I should imagine it will turn out to be a plot engineered by Harriet Harman.

 

[Mexboroseasider]

The big shock for me on this thread is that Eric Pickles is still alive, is now a Lord and heads up ACOBA.

I remember him for all sorts of reasons I can’t recall.

What did he do to imprint his name in my memory?

Did he have a famous daughter?

Next stop Wikipedia

Edit to add - I may have confused him with Jess Yates.

 

[Brazil]

The big shock for me on this thread is that Eric Pickles is still alive, is now a Lord and heads up ACOBA.

I remember him for all sorts of reasons I can’t recall.

What did he do to imprint his name in my memory?

Did he have a famous daughter?

Next stop Wikipedia

Edit to add - I may have confused him with Jess Yates.

Without Googling.. Bradford, then MP somewhere south of said city, then further up the greasy pole.

 

[look.its.luke]

It'll just be his Telegraph column written with Crayons and shorter words.

 

[1966_and_all_that]

Crucially the OP is missing an apostrophe.
Is it lying bastard's new job(?)...obviously Johnson,
Or is it lying bastards' new job(?)...in which case it could include Cameron, Osborne et al.
Admittedly, the latter interpretation would mean they have all taken up the same job but still....Worth pondering.

 

[Ollygon]

Crucially the OP is missing an apostrophe.
Is it lying bastard's new job(?)...obviously Johnson,
Or is it lying bastards' new job(?)...in which case it could include Cameron, Osborne et al.
Admittedly, the latter interpretation would mean they have all taken up the same job but still....Worth pondering.

I think 2 apostrophes would be the most accurate.