Might not be of laureate standard, but...

Spoonerfudj

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PROGRESS
Sun might be blazing, no need to worry
no-one will be going outside in a hurry
Restrictions have eased, no longer locked down
yet the prom is near empty in this seaside town
Venture into any hostelry, the troposphere's
Denser than what's between Trinculo's ears
Our boys back at Wembley, amazin' to think
How far we've rebounded, bounced back from the brink
Indifferent start, more losses than wins,
but the longest of journeys with small steps begins
They grew and developed, we begun to believe
with this squad, coach and owner, what might we achieve?
Numbers were depleted, injuries and a virus
only served to strengthen our resolve and inspire us
A magnificent effort, hope there's no hitch
Whatever the result, we're proud of you Critch
Let's all raise a glass, toast our saviour Simon
Thanks for everything, Sir, you're a tangerine diamon'.
COYP

 

PROGRESS
Sun might be blazing, no need to worry
no-one will be going outside in a hurry
Restrictions have eased, no longer locked down
yet the prom is near empty in this seaside town
Venture into any hostelry, the troposphere's
Denser than what's between Trinculo's ears
Our boys back at Wembley, amazin' to think
How far we've rebounded, bounced back from the brink
Indifferent start, more losses than wins,
but the longest of journeys with small steps begins
They grew and developed, we begun to believe
with this squad, coach and owner, what might we achieve?
Numbers were depleted, injuries and a virus
only served to strengthen our resolve and inspire us
A magnificent effort, hope there's no hitch
Whatever the result, we're proud of you Critch
Let's all raise a glass, toast our saviour Simon
Thanks for everything, Sir, you're a tangerine diamon'.
COYP

I love it ! Brilliant effort.
COYP !
 

PROGRESS
Sun might be blazing, no need to worry
no-one will be going outside in a hurry
Restrictions have eased, no longer locked down
yet the prom is near empty in this seaside town
Venture into any hostelry, the troposphere's
Denser than what's between Trinculo's ears
Our boys back at Wembley, amazin' to think
How far we've rebounded, bounced back from the brink
Indifferent start, more losses than wins,
but the longest of journeys with small steps begins
They grew and developed, we begun to believe
with this squad, coach and owner, what might we achieve?
Numbers were depleted, injuries and a virus
only served to strengthen our resolve and inspire us
A magnificent effort, hope there's no hitch
Whatever the result, we're proud of you Critch
Let's all raise a glass, toast our saviour Simon
Thanks for everything, Sir, you're a tangerine diamon'.
COYP

Well, it started poorly, dipped in the middle and the less said about the ending, the better.
Apart from that, bloody marvelous!
 
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