Moretti Lounge

Enjoy Buddy!

The place is ok but a certain “low life from FY5” in our group proved “it only takes ONE Bad-Apple” to tarnish the place 🤣

We and my fellow “St.Joe’s Select” have subsequently moved to the Heineken Lounge which is less congested, you can nearly always get a seat by a TV, no Youth or blokes 50 Plus in C Block thinking “they’ve still got it”🙄🤣🤣, No North Gate Fuck Up to contest with after the match and finally we actually have seats in S Block at the back near the lounge itself.

Also back in Poulton 15 mins after final whistle as opposed to 30mins plus in the North with the “North Gate Fiasco”

Other than that the Morretti Lounge good value for £10 with a free pint &
Pie it’s about £2net…..Enjoy Pal👍🚌🧡
 
Torycorner said:
Enjoy Buddy!

The place is ok but a certain “low life from FY5” in our group proved “it only takes ONE Bad-Apple” to tarnish the place 🤣

We and my fellow “St.Joe’s Select” have subsequently moved to the Heineken Lounge which is less congested, you can nearly always get a seat by a TV, no Youth or blokes 50 Plus in C Block thinking “they’ve still got it”🙄🤣🤣, No North Gate Fuck Up to contest with after the match and finally we actually have seats in S Block at the back near the lounge itself.

Also back in Poulton 15 mins after final whistle as opposed to 30mins plus in the North with the “North Gate Fiasco”

Other than that the Morretti Lounge good value for £10 with a free pint &
Pie it’s about £2net…..Enjoy Pal👍🚌🧡
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That FY5 wrong ‘un has I’ve heard dragged the whole ambience of the place down. That’s why I’ve been asked to go in there and give him sone behavioural correction therapy
 
Torycorner said:
Enjoy Buddy!

The place is ok but a certain “low life from FY5” in our group proved “it only takes ONE Bad-Apple” to tarnish the place 🤣

We and my fellow “St.Joe’s Select” have subsequently moved to the Heineken Lounge which is less congested, you can nearly always get a seat by a TV, no Youth or blokes 50 Plus in C Block thinking “they’ve still got it”🙄🤣🤣, No North Gate Fuck Up to contest with after the match and finally we actually have seats in S Block at the back near the lounge itself.

Also back in Poulton 15 mins after final whistle as opposed to 30mins plus in the North with the “North Gate Fiasco”

Other than that the Morretti Lounge good value for £10 with a free pint &
Pie it’s about £2net…..Enjoy Pal👍🚌🧡
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The lively Moretti and North proved too much for some old timers in our group, who have now moved to the more passive pastures of the South.

Have it on good authority that they will be moving to the West next season.
 
Satriale's Pork Store said:
The lively Moretti and North proved too much for some old timers in our group, who have now moved to the more passive pastures of the South.

Have it on good authority that they will be moving to the West next season.
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I've heard certain members were disappointed at the lack of cheese and biscuits on offer 🧀
 
Satriale's Pork Store said:
The lively Moretti and North proved too much for some old timers in our group, who have now moved to the more passive pastures of the South.

Have it on good authority that they will be moving to the West next season.
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I did hear something about them being ‘put out to pasture’… I suppose it happens to us all. When ‘parking’ and ‘ground exit strategy’ becomes my priority, I think I’ll put myself out to pasture as well 👍

#MorettiBrigadeTillIDie
 
Another shout for the Guinni Blood

Sadly I wont be there to there to welcome you as I’m currently away enjoying a rare holiday ☹️

Don’t do what BFC3 does - he has half of his free pint before the game and half at half time
 
tigger said:
Another shout for the Guinni Blood

Sadly I wont be there to there to welcome you as I’m currently away enjoying a rare holiday ☹️

Don’t do what BFC3 does - he has half of his free pint before the game and half at half time
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He puts a beer mat over it. As if anyone would bother to spike his drink.
 
tigger said:
Another shout for the Guinni Blood

Sadly I wont be there to there to welcome you as I’m currently away enjoying a rare holiday ☹️

Don’t do what BFC3 does - he has half of his free pint before the game and half at half time
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Rare holiday 😁
 
Well that was an experience!! 🥺

I entered the Lounge and met an instantly hostile, almost feral atmosphere. I immediately realised there were a lot of Big Hitters in there, serious Hard Men not to be taken lightly. The sort of men that would not take kindly to my ready wit. I had also made the mistake of wearing bright pink adidas trainers which I assume is what led one of the patrons to spit on the floor and say “Faggot” as I walked past him to the bar.
I tried to hold my nerve but on the nearest table I spotted Big Bad Bifster, Colin the Cosh and Timmy the Torturer. You can imagine my nerves were shot and I contemplated leaving immediately as the threat of violence was tangible and felt imminent.
Incredibly luckily I then caught the eye of FY5‘s Top Boy who runs the whole racket up there, Don Bada, who I know of old…. He stood up pointed at me and said loudly “He’s not to be touched“. I knew I was as safe as houses then and was able to relax and enjoy my afternoon 👍
 
Bloodtangerine said:
Well that was an experience!! 🥺

I entered the Lounge and met an instantly hostile, almost feral atmosphere. I immediately realised there were a lot of Big Hitters in there, serious Hard Men not to be taken lightly. The sort of men that would not take kindly to my ready wit. I had also made the mistake of wearing bright pink adidas trainers which I assume is what led one of the patrons to spit on the floor and say “Faggot” as I walked past him to the bar.
I tried to hold my nerve but on the nearest table I spotted Big Bad Bifster, Colin the Cosh and Timmy the Torturer. You can imagine my nerves were shot and I contemplated leaving immediately as the threat of violence was tangible and felt imminent.
Incredibly luckily I then caught the eye of FY5‘s Top Boy who runs the whole racket up there, Don Bada, who I know of old…. He stood up pointed at me and said loudly “He’s not to be touched“. I knew I was as safe as houses then and was able to relax and enjoy my afternoon 👍
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Like a Peeky Blinders scene….
 
Bloodtangerine said:
Well that was an experience!! 🥺

I entered the Lounge and met an instantly hostile, almost feral atmosphere. I immediately realised there were a lot of Big Hitters in there, serious Hard Men not to be taken lightly. The sort of men that would not take kindly to my ready wit. I had also made the mistake of wearing bright pink adidas trainers which I assume is what led one of the patrons to spit on the floor and say “Faggot” as I walked past him to the bar.
I tried to hold my nerve but on the nearest table I spotted Big Bad Bifster, Colin the Cosh and Timmy the Torturer. You can imagine my nerves were shot and I contemplated leaving immediately as the threat of violence was tangible and felt imminent.
Incredibly luckily I then caught the eye of FY5‘s Top Boy who runs the whole racket up there, Don Bada, who I know of old…. He stood up pointed at me and said loudly “He’s not to be touched“. I knew I was as safe as houses then and was able to relax and enjoy my afternoon 👍
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Were they the three in the wrestling outfits? 😂
 
Bloodtangerine said:
Well that was an experience!! 🥺

I entered the Lounge and met an instantly hostile, almost feral atmosphere. I immediately realised there were a lot of Big Hitters in there, serious Hard Men not to be taken lightly. The sort of men that would not take kindly to my ready wit. I had also made the mistake of wearing bright pink adidas trainers which I assume is what led one of the patrons to spit on the floor and say “Faggot” as I walked past him to the bar.
I tried to hold my nerve but on the nearest table I spotted Big Bad Bifster, Colin the Cosh and Timmy the Torturer. You can imagine my nerves were shot and I contemplated leaving immediately as the threat of violence was tangible and felt imminent.
Incredibly luckily I then caught the eye of FY5‘s Top Boy who runs the whole racket up there, Don Bada, who I know of old…. He stood up pointed at me and said loudly “He’s not to be touched“. I knew I was as safe as houses then and was able to relax and enjoy my afternoon 👍
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That’s funny
 
It’s a Rum old place the Moretti Lounge but like a lot of dangerous places you feel it’s beguiling call to Death and are instantly addicted to the sweet pitch of its Siren…..That which starts Sweet ends Bitter and that which starts Bitter ends Sweet
 
Southshoresteve said:
Were they the three in the wrestling outfits? 😂
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They came back and forth past me on balcony about 15 times in first half. Pain in the arse. I was glad when they just stayed in the Lounge drinking for second half. Funniest bit was that any other town in Country people would have been looking at them , paying them attention, nudging each other etc . This being Blackpool they got zero attention whatsoever 😂
 
Bloodtangerine said:
They came back and forth past me on balcony about 15 times in first half. Pain in the arse. I was glad when they just stayed in the Lounge drinking for second half. Funniest bit was that any other town in Country people would have been looking at them , paying them attention, nudging each other etc . This being Blackpool they got zero attention whatsoever 😂
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And to add…they all looked like right ** Wallopers
 
Bloodtangerine said:
Well that was an experience!! 🥺

I entered the Lounge and met an instantly hostile, almost feral atmosphere. I immediately realised there were a lot of Big Hitters in there, serious Hard Men not to be taken lightly. The sort of men that would not take kindly to my ready wit. I had also made the mistake of wearing bright pink adidas trainers which I assume is what led one of the patrons to spit on the floor and say “Faggot” as I walked past him to the bar.
I tried to hold my nerve but on the nearest table I spotted Big Bad Bifster, Colin the Cosh and Timmy the Torturer. You can imagine my nerves were shot and I contemplated leaving immediately as the threat of violence was tangible and felt imminent.
Incredibly luckily I then caught the eye of FY5‘s Top Boy who runs the whole racket up there, Don Bada, who I know of old…. He stood up pointed at me and said loudly “He’s not to be touched“. I knew I was as safe as houses then and was able to relax and enjoy my afternoon 👍
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Just ditch the puffy trainers Bloood lad; even your 'nephews' were embarrassed to sit next to you!
 
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