new centre half signed

[seasiderjohn]

Freddie Scoggins one legged centre half signs for pool
when appleton was spoken too about his new signings his reply was


just think 50 percent less chances of leg injuries

 

[FessParker]

Have you ever thought of becoming a professional gag writer?

 

[Trammo]

Years ago fans were excited when we signed that flying wing wonder Bader. Unfortunately it was evident from his first game that his legs had gone.

 

[FessParker]

Years ago fans were excited when we signed that flying wing wonder Bader. Unfortunately it was evident from his first game that his legs had gone.

I wondered how long it would be before you turned up on this thread!!

 

[BFC_BFC_BFC]

Have you ever thought of becoming a professional gag writer?

He’s retired… Used to write the gags for Des O’Connor