None of our strikers could hit a cow's arse ...

7YearCritch said:
.. with a banjo. Get rid of them all and let's start again.
Add most of the midfield and defence to that list.
In all honesty after Grimshaw I am struggling to think of a decent player in our squad!
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Totally agree, we lost without Rhodes even though he’d scored for ages. He opens up a lot more things for us though.

Btw their keeper did make 2 late worldies tbf!
 
Has no upper or lower body strength .. look at how strong some of their players were in comparison.
If you are going to be selected for your height unless you can use that there is no point you being on the pitch.
 
7YearCritch said:
.. with a banjo. Get rid of them all and let's start again.
Add most of the midfield and defence to that list.
In all honesty after Grimshaw I am struggling to think of a decent player in our squad!
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Gabriel. Him and Grimmy literally our only good players. The other good ones, Rhodes, Dembele and Byers, are all on loan.
 
Cokes when he came on offered more of a threat in front of goal than Joseph, Lavery and Beesley can only dream about.
 
I think the service to our strikers is poor rather then blaming all our strikers . If we tried actually passing the ball around in the oppositions half ,rather then backwards and sideways in our own I am sure we would score more goals . Especially Lavery who works hard every game yet only seems to get high balls as service. Pathetic.
 
I've been thinking this for a while players manager formation but it's a collective problem and today we struggled toe to toe against Wycombe,other than Grimshaw Ekpiteta Morgan Gabriel Pennington maybe Beesley the rest could go for me as most look like they don't wanna be here.
 
Jakeyr said:
I've been thinking this for a while players manager formation but it's a collective problem and today we struggled toe to toe against Wycombe,other than Grimshaw Ekpiteta Morgan Gabriel Pennington maybe Beesley the rest could go for me as most look like they don't wanna be here.
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No need to pick out names, mate. It was a poor performance all round.
 
tangerine_neil said:
For all our fancy recruitment strategy, analytics, scouts and recruitment team, we seem to be worse at identifying and signing quality players than Karl and Matt W.
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Criteria to sign for us:

Are you young? ✅
Do you misplace passes? ✅
Are you slow? ✅
Are you physically & mentally weak? ✅
Are you too honest? ✅
Do you have a 50p head? ✅
Do your crosses fail to beat the first man? ✅

If you meet most of these you get a 4 year contract
 
Without Rhodes we have a totally impotent, ineffective strike force.

A lacklustre midfield, with little creativity.

An inflexible, stubborn coach, committed to a system that just doesn't work, 'aided' by two nodding dogs.

An owner who seemingly has his head in the sand, concerning the playing side of the football club.

This season is drawing to a close like a slow, stale fart....Next years s/t sales will invariably plummet as many fans will not continue to watch this drivel.
 
0 goals in the last 3 games is shameful.

Was watching the League 1 and 2 highlights last night and even the shittest of teams score goals. You just can't see any goals coming with this shower of dung.
 
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