North beer ordering machines

[TangerineArmy]

the club... brilliant

I said I wasn't going to have beer at HT due to how bad it is... saw these and thought to give it a go... brilliant. Got beer within seconds!!

club are listening and changing things all the time.. every credit.

 

[Mexboroseasider]

Well that’s good news.

 

[JJpool]

Just need a pie ordering machine now, setup a system where I can order it on the way in to my seat and through a network of pipes, its fired to me with compressed air.

Make it happen

 

[SwannDangerous]

Just need a pie ordering machine now, setup a system where I can order it on the way in to my seat and through a network of pipes, its fired to me with compressed air.

Make it happen

Straight into the gob.

 

[JJpool]

Straight into the gob.

Let's not make this unrealistic

 

[Long-shanks]

Saw the machines, looked like witch craft so didnt touch them, others invested their pounds in them though, I'll join the matrix at the rovers game and have a go at em

 

[TangerineArmy]

Saw the machines, looked like witch craft so didnt touch them, others invested their pounds in them though, I'll join the matrix at the rovers game and have a go at em

It was witch craft... u got a beer in seconds

 

[tangible]

How do these machines work then, and when can we have them in the south? Queue for 15 minutes so you can neck it quick, and still miss the start of the second half!

 

[Mexboroseasider]

How do these machines work then, and when can we have them in the south? Queue for 15 minutes so you can neck it quick, and still miss the start of the second half!

If you put them in the south I think you’ll find there’ll be a queue of 60 plus year olds who’ll

1. Stare at them suspiciously for 30 seconds thinking “it looks like witchcraft”
2. Eventually will tentatively jab a button and then stare at the screen for another 30 seconds
3. Rummage in their pockets looking for loose change. This could take anywhere between 30 and 60 seconds.
4. Put loose change in slot.
5. Stare at beer gushing on the floor for 5 seconds before reaching for plastic glass (incidentally why two words to describe something that’s made of plastic but not glass?).
6. Swear at the wet patch on trousers and empty glass and go in search of steward to complain your smoke bomb is soaked and therefore ruined and can you have a refund. Please.

 

[tangible]

If you put them in the south I think you’ll find there’ll be a queue of 60 plus year olds who’ll

1. Stare at them suspiciously for 30 seconds thinking “it looks like witchcraft”
2. Eventually will tentatively jab a button and then stare at the screen for another 30 seconds
3. Rummage in their pockets looking for loose change. This could take anywhere between 30 and 60 seconds.
4. Put loose change in slot.
5. Stare at beer gushing on the floor for 5 seconds before reaching for plastic glass (incidentally why two words to describe something that’s made of plastic but not glass?).
6. Swear at the wet patch on trousers and empty glass and go in search of steward to complain your smoke bomb is soaked and therefore ruined and can you have a refund. Please.

Ageist.

 

[tangible]

Seriously though. You could get ten people with assorted groceries through an Aldi checkout faster than serving ten pints for ten fans in the ground. Serious loss of income.