Nuclear Bomb

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Davepick

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Putin has threatened use of the Nuclear Bomb.
The bomb in question is 8 Metres long.
2.6 M Diameter.
27 tonnes TNT. The worlds biggest ever Nuclear Bomb.
They have tried a similar bomb in a remote area of Russia (not recently though).
Russia has been testing these bombs since the Krushchev regime.
But are now increasingly bigger.
Putin is obviously off his head and cares nothing for peoples around the World.
Where do we go from here??
 
If his bombs are anything like his tanks, guns and army......

When he presses the button, it's going to blow up and cause minor scorch marks in the silo and leave a nasty smudge on the carpet...!!!

When a man has to say..."I'm not bluffing".......100% he's bluffing
 
Davepick said:
Putin has threatened use of the Nuclear Bomb.
The bomb in question is 8 Metres long.
2.6 M Diameter.
27 tonnes TNT. The worlds biggest ever Nuclear Bomb.
They have tried a similar bomb in a remote area of Russia (not recently though).
Russia has been testing these bombs since the Krushchev regime.
But are now increasingly bigger.
Putin is obviously off his head and cares nothing for peoples around the World.
Where do we go from here??
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Stick your head between your legs and kiss your arse goodbye 😀
 
Davepick said:
Putin has threatened use of the Nuclear Bomb.
The bomb in question is 8 Metres long.
2.6 M Diameter.
27 tonnes TNT. The worlds biggest ever Nuclear Bomb.
They have tried a similar bomb in a remote area of Russia (not recently though).
Russia has been testing these bombs since the Krushchev regime.
But are now increasingly bigger.
Putin is obviously off his head and cares nothing for peoples around the World.
Where do we go from here??
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Down to the lake I fear.
 
Davepick said:
Putin has threatened use of the Nuclear Bomb.
The bomb in question is 8 Metres long.
2.6 M Diameter.
27 tonnes TNT. The worlds biggest ever Nuclear Bomb.
They have tried a similar bomb in a remote area of Russia (not recently though).
Russia has been testing these bombs since the Krushchev regime.
But are now increasingly bigger.
Putin is obviously off his head and cares nothing for peoples around the World.
Where do we go from here??
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glad i bought that Army surplus NBC suit lol
 
Are these things attracted to heat? If he gives me enough warning I'll send the mrs off to work with a hot water bottle and a flask of coffee.
 
Next time you look at the horizon and see red the sky and think ,what a lovely sunset ,it might be the fallout from one of Putins nukes coming your way😀
 
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At least vaporisation will be loads cheaper than a funeral plan.
Just invest in some decent kitchen roll, and a bottle of Cillit Bang (had to check the spelling of 'Cillit' there, in case I inadvertently referred to part of a 'lady garden' 😳 !!)
That's all your loved ones will need to remove the stain of your remains from off the wallpaper!...
 
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