o/t Naturism

I understand that sitting naked on a seat is a big No and is really frowned upon. You must sit on a towel. Each to their own!
 
When I was a Postman, 1956/7, I was delivering on Mereside.
It was about 08.30, I knocked on this door as I had a Reg. letter to sign for.
A young girl, about 17, opened the door clutching her pyjama bottoms at the waist.
I handed her the letter and receipt to sign. she reached out her hand and let go of the PJ bottoms, which feel down.
I don't know who was most embarrassed. Not a natural blonde of course.šŸ˜‰
I knew her brother well and had expected him to open the door.šŸ™„
 
CGP1 said:
A few years ago we stayed jus outside Corralejo on Fuerteventura. A pair of hotels just dropped into the middle of nowhere, right on the beach and Corralejo was about an hours' walk straight up the beach.

No-one said there was a naturist area. You're just strolling along, enjoying your day, and you come face to face with a group of them. And it really is face to face, because you've no idea where else to look.
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I might have met you CGP! I was starkers in one of those ā€œnude holesā€ that get built, but I did have my Blackpool scarf on.

Iā€™m not averse to the bit of nudey bathing tbh and fave destination is Skiathos where there are quite a few famous beaches, prominent amongst are Little Banana and Big Banana - cross my heart - mostly older folk of course and the Bananaā€™s are a bit of a gay meat market tbh - not that there is anything wrong with that of course - but many hetro couples also about trying not to look like a link of Cumberland Sausages!

The most amusing thing is when there are a group all stood talking and the blokes all awkwardly looking to put their hands in pockets they just donā€™t have, so I came up with the idea of Nudist Pockets which consist of a couple of pockets attached to a string belt, hey bingo, somewhere to put your loose euros and car keys and somewhere to put your hands whilst naked chatting.

Of course the biggest unanswered question of the ages, what do nudists find so fascinating on the shoreline that they have to bend over to pick it up just as you look in their direction?
 
Bottle said:
Of course the biggest unanswered question of the ages, what do nudists find so fascinating on the shoreline that they have to bend over to pick it up just as you look in their direction?
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Maybe you need to get to Specsavers .. I think you're describing the bike rack!
 
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