OT Airfryer

I'm really struggling this evening. My Air Fryer has mysteriously disappeared from my "Ordered Items" on Amazon. I haven't had any refund and I'm worried that the OP is some kind of Chinese "bot" type poster just after my £3.99.

I had my heart set on "air cooking" and have already slung a whole £2.50 Lidl "garlic infused" chicken with some Heron's Foods sweet potato fries into the freezer to show off to the family on September 18th.
 
poolseasider said:
For all those like myself suffering their Airfryer loss. 😢


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Don’t need the Samaritans I’ve just checked myself into the Priory Clinic, expensive l know especially as l haven’t got my £3.99 back yet 😢😢
 
Wahey, my lucky day!

Just got an email from someone who’s made £300k from fake sales of airfryers, but can’t access the cash.
He just needs a down payment of £1,000 to grease some palms and he’ll give me a cut of 25% (after incidental expenses).

* Starts browsing through the Porsche website *
 
Toastrack said:
Wahey, my lucky day!

Just got an email from someone who’s made £300k from fake sales of airfryers, but can’t access the cash.
He just needs a down payment of £1,000 to grease some palms and he’ll give me a cut of 25% (after incidental expenses).

* Starts browsing through the Porsche website *
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It’s not your uncle Butawaya Toastrack from Nigeria is it ?
 
Towerpower99 said:
It’s not your uncle Butawaya Toastrack from Nigeria is it ?
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No no, he's too busy working for Prince Bakare in the Nigerian Space Agency.
He's doing very well apparently.

This is from Mikalaj in Belarus, he's sent me copies of the statements from Banca Financial Duplicito, the cash is still rolling in, at this rate I might have enough to reinvest in Mikalaj's crystal meth ring.
 
Toastrack said:
No no, he's too busy working for Prince Bakare in the Nigerian Space Agency.
He's doing very well apparently.

This is from Mikalaj in Belarus, he's sent me copies of the statements from Banca Financial Duplicito, the cash is still rolling in, at this rate I might have enough to reinvest in Mikalaj's crystal meth ring.
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Is he looking for other investors? Ever since Friday I'm on a roll and I feel my luck could change.
 
Lytham_fy8 said:
Is he looking for other investors? Ever since Friday I'm on a roll and I feel my luck could change.
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Don't think so, he said I'd been specially selected.

He's a real entrepreneur though, he mentioned something about a fund that uses quantum algorithms based on astrology to trade prime bank certificates on the Armenian Exchange, he says it's producing a risk-free return of 30% each month, really hush-hush, very few people know about it.

I can put in a word for you, if you like?
 
Toastrack said:
Don't think so, he said I'd been specially selected.

He's a real entrepreneur though, he mentioned something about a fund that uses quantum algorithms based on astrology to trade prime bank certificates on the Armenian Exchange, he says it's producing a risk-free return of 30% each month, really hush-hush, very few people know about it.

I can put in a word for you, if you like?
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I’m in …..
 
Toastrack said:
Don't think so, he said I'd been specially selected.

He's a real entrepreneur though, he mentioned something about a fund that uses quantum algorithms based on astrology to trade prime bank certificates on the Armenian Exchange, he says it's producing a risk-free return of 30% each month, really hush-hush, very few people know about it.

I can put in a word for you, if you like?
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If you can, tell him there's an air fryer in it for him.
 
The initial e-mail suggested their might be a delay so I responded and this is what Amazon have said subsequently.

"We are sorry to let you know that your email(s) below cannot be delivered.
The seller that your order was fulfilled by has left the marketplace or is no longer eligible to receive any further email communications. If you need to get in touch with us, please use the Contact Us form in our online Help department. If you are unsatisfied with your order, consider filing an A-to-Z Guarantee Claim. "
 
Today is a terrible day in the Highfield household 😔

Both mine and Mrs Highfield's Air Fryer orders have been cancelled! I went to bed last night excited about our upcoming arrivals. The thought of the happiness and joy my good lady and 14 month old son would have had when the grey van with many treasures pulled up and they saw our £3.99 bargains gave me a warm feeling inside, I felt they were proud of me.

Imagine my horror when I woke up to my future wife sobbing, whilst packing her bags. Had I shouted out another woman's name in my sleep? Had she found my secret stash of pictures of Nicola Sturgeon, please god not the one of her that I've photoshopped her in a Blackpool shirt? Has she been having an affair with the Hermes delivery guy?

Oh no, "You promised me an air fryer for less than 4 quid" she shouted as she zipped up our sons coat, "I've even bought an air fryer cookbook that cost more than the actual fryer and I'd promised to give your mum the other one, I told you it was a scam", our boy visibly upset. "I'm sorry" I replied "it was posted on AVFTT, half of Bloomfield Road ordered one, Allez only bought one to heat up his left over Armenian"

She went to grab her car keys and 'Ping', her phone goes off and it's a a notification from her bank, a refund of £3.99 direct from Jeff Bezos' personal account just in time. She's agreed to stay, but on the condition I buy her an air fryer, I've just spent 120 quid on a Ninja, my mum can piss off though.
 
HighfieldSeasider said:
Today is a terrible day in the Highfield household 😔

Both mine and Mrs Highfield's Air Fryer orders have been cancelled! I went to bed last night excited about our upcoming arrivals. The thought of the happiness and joy my good lady and 14 month old son would have had when the grey van with many treasures pulled up and they saw our £3.99 bargains gave me a warm feeling inside, I felt they were proud of me.

Imagine my horror when I woke up to my future wife sobbing, whilst packing her bags. Had I shouted out another woman's name in my sleep? Had she found my secret stash of pictures of Nicola Sturgeon, please god not the one of her that I've photoshopped her in a Blackpool shirt? Has she been having an affair with the Hermes delivery guy?

Oh no, "You promised me an air fryer for less than 4 quid" she shouted as she zipped up our sons coat, "I've even bought an air fryer cookbook that cost more than the actual fryer and I'd promised to give your mum the other one, I told you it was a scam", our boy visibly upset. "I'm sorry" I replied "it was posted on AVFTT, half of Bloomfield Road ordered one, Allez only bought one to heat up his left over Armenian"

She went to grab her car keys and 'Ping', her phone goes off and it's a a notification from her bank, a refund of £3.99 direct from Jeff Bezos' personal account just in time. She's agreed to stay, but on the condition I buy her an air fryer, I've just spent 120 quid on a Ninja, my mum can piss off though.
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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
 
This truly is a horrible day….I too have received the heartbreaking news that my air fryer will not be forthcoming,i had purchased a 5kg bag of King Edwards in anticipation which now sit forlornly in the cupboard under the sink.
My wife just gives me shakes of her head as I come to terms with the news…..I hope my fellow Seasiders are all well today and I will post again when my head clears…all the best.
 
HighfieldSeasider said:
Today is a terrible day in the Highfield household 😔

Both mine and Mrs Highfield's Air Fryer orders have been cancelled! I went to bed last night excited about our upcoming arrivals. The thought of the happiness and joy my good lady and 14 month old son would have had when the grey van with many treasures pulled up and they saw our £3.99 bargains gave me a warm feeling inside, I felt they were proud of me.

Imagine my horror when I woke up to my future wife sobbing, whilst packing her bags. Had I shouted out another woman's name in my sleep? Had she found my secret stash of pictures of Nicola Sturgeon, please god not the one of her that I've photoshopped her in a Blackpool shirt? Has she been having an affair with the Hermes delivery guy?

Oh no, "You promised me an air fryer for less than 4 quid" she shouted as she zipped up our sons coat, "I've even bought an air fryer cookbook that cost more than the actual fryer and I'd promised to give your mum the other one, I told you it was a scam", our boy visibly upset. "I'm sorry" I replied "it was posted on AVFTT, half of Bloomfield Road ordered one, Allez only bought one to heat up his left over Armenian"

She went to grab her car keys and 'Ping', her phone goes off and it's a a notification from her bank, a refund of £3.99 direct from Jeff Bezos' personal account just in time. She's agreed to stay, but on the condition I buy her an air fryer, I've just spent 120 quid on a Ninja, my mum can piss off though.
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Absolutely gutted for you and your family, they say time is a great healer keep the faith 🙏 and I'm sure you will get over it.
 
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