OT - Hand washing

hills98

hills98

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Evening AVFTT’ers - just out for a rare beer in Lytham - I’ve been to the toilets three times and each time the only other patron has pee’d and walked out the door without washing their hands. In a pandemic. Anyone here willing to own up to not being bothered taking 20 seconds using soap and water and willing to explain why??

PS UTMP! 🙂
 
NEVER eat the peanuts off the bar in any pub 😱
It's bad enough not washing their hands after taking a wee, but I've lost count of the number who don't wash them after having a poo - dirty smelly feckers!
I also hate willie watchers & as a rule, I avoid standing next to anyone taking a pee ... it's difficult on the concourse at Bloomfield Road though - willie watchers can't be avoided 😆
 
Dragged up on a Blackpool council estate ,now mid 60's,always hammered in from being a child,wash your hands after using the loo.I once collared a waiter on a cruise ship for not washing his hands after coming out of a cubicle in the gents ,bloody furious with him,dirty little git!!
 
Tiptank said:
Dragged up on a Blackpool council estate ,now mid 60's,always hammered in from being a child,wash your hands after using the loo.I once collared a waiter on a cruise ship for not washing his hands after coming out of a cubicle in the gents ,bloody furious with him,dirty little git!!
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Sadly it seems we’re in the minority. I’ve always opened toilet doors at the bottom of the handle with my little finger, but I’m baffled by the mental capacity of people who have spent the last 18 months locked in their houses who still can’t be bothered with soap. It’s not much to ask!
 
I always clean them. But it does my head in when I am out and about because I have to really dry my hands. My wedding ring could slide off.
 
Played snooker several times a week in different leagues. Even before this crap started not many players washed hands after a slash or a shite. Then expect you to shake hands before and after the game. Then expect a drink when you win ffs. Safe to say I've sacked it off for the foreseeable.
 
me and lad went to NFL game at Tottenham pre-pandemic on a corporate jolly. Shared a piss with the billionaire owner of the Carolina Panthers. He was another fan of the slash and go. His security detail was outside the bogs, shame their duties didn’t extend to holding the dirty get’s todger. 😖
 
Brett scores for fun said:
NEVER eat the peanuts off the bar in any pub 😱
It's bad enough not washing their hands after taking a wee, but I've lost count of the number who don't wash them after having a poo - dirty smelly feckers!
I also hate willie watchers & as a rule, I avoid standing next to anyone taking a pee ... it's difficult on the concourse at Bloomfield Road though - willie watchers can't be avoided 😆
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If you pissed in the bogs instead of the concourse you won't get watched.
 
Dollar Thief said:
I hate those people, they should either chop their hands or pecker off.

Just out of interest, if I was in the shower and had washed my vital parts, If I then got out to have a slash (I've no verruca's so need to to splash my feet), would it be expected of me to wash my hands again even though I'd washed my best friend?
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Too much information.
 
Nazzer said:
Played snooker several times a week in different leagues. Even before this crap started not many players washed hands after a slash or a shite. Then expect you to shake hands before and after the game. Then expect a drink when you win ffs. Safe to say I've sacked it off for the foreseeable.
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It brings a slightly different perspective on playing for the brown....
 
Dollar Thief said:
I hate those people, they should either chop their hands or pecker off.

Just out of interest, if I was in the shower and had washed my vital parts, If I then got out to have a slash (I've no verruca's so need to to splash my feet), would it be expected of me to wash my hands again even though I'd washed my best friend?
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What you actually get out of the shower for a piss 😳 😬😂
 
..... They sold there piss 4 the tanning many years ago.... That's where the saying piss poor comes from.... If u were really poor u didn't have a pot 2 piss in..
 
hills98 said:
Sadly it seems we’re in the minority. I’ve always opened toilet doors at the bottom of the handle with my little finger, but I’m baffled by the mental capacity of people who have spent the last 18 months locked in their houses who still can’t be bothered with soap. It’s not much to ask!
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You're making a mistake touching the bog door handle at the bottom. Any piss transferred to it will run down to the bottom 😬
 
I keep my todger nice and clean. In fact, my nob is probably cleaner than my hands at any given time. So I find it works out better for me to wash my hands BEFORE I go for a wee, not after. Helps keep it immaculately clean....you know, just in case 😉
 
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If you ask someone to hold it for you while you have a piss, you don’t need to wash your hands. But make sure you go in the ladies toilet.
 
I can remember when pubs used to put freebie crisps and nuts etc on the top of the bar. Would anyone have a nibble now. 🙁
 
Gordon62 said:
If you ask someone to hold it for you while you have a piss, you don’t need to wash your hands. But make sure you go in the ladies toilet.
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I found out that there are times when you need to wash your hands BEFORE using the urinal.

1... after chopping and handling chillies;

2... After dealing with and handling fresh horseradish.

Believe me, when you tell you, they burn like hell if you don't wash your hands before handling your todger.
 
Curryman said:
I found out that there are times when you need to wash your hands BEFORE using the urinal.

1... after chopping and handling chillies;

2... After dealing with and handling fresh horseradish.

Believe me, when you tell you, they burn like hell if you don't wash your hands before handling your todger.
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Watch your zip a long and painful process always massive pain😬😟
 
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