Pickled Red Cabbage Shortage

Panic Over…

The Great Pickled Red Cabbage Famine of 2021 has passed by👍

I’ve managed to purchase two substantial jars from Morrison’s.
Do you not want that quarter jar then? I’d bagged it up in readiness but I didn’t clear up properly and I’ve stained the worktop, Mrs tigger not happy
 
Do you not want that quarter jar then? I’d bagged it up in readiness but I didn’t clear up properly and I’ve stained the worktop, Mrs tigger not happy
Err no … sorry 👍

It was a bit pricey … I got a full jar for £1.45 you robbing fecker

Sell it to that other bloke 😉
 
You’re the tyre kicker of the pickled red cabbage

Im not happy, I bagged that up in good faith because you said it was an emergency. Fcuking tyre kicker

Don’t come running to this site next time you have a condiment based problem 🖕
Feck off you cabbage capitalist 😮
 
Feck off you cabbage capitalist 😮
Right, so you were prepared to pay £6 for 500g which works out at £1.20 per 100g. I offered you a quarter of my 709g jar of top quality Barton’s for £1.50, which equates to £1.18 per 100g, a saving of 1.7%. Why does that make me a cabbage capitalist?
Now I’m left with pink fingers and a stain on the Formica
So I think tyre kicker was entirely justified 🤡
 
Right, so you were prepared to pay £6 for 500g which works out at £1.20 per 100g. I offered you a quarter of my 709g jar of top quality Barton’s for £1.50, which equates to £1.18 per 100g, a saving of 1.7%. Why does that make me a cabbage capitalist?
Now I’m left with pink fingers and a stain on the Formica
So I think tyre kicker was entirely justified 🤡
I said ‘up to £6’ for which I would have wanted top quality ‘Cali-Cabbage’. Had you offered to provide your ‘Barton’s’ 🙄 in 3.5 gram portions, individually packaged in a personalised tin, then you might have closed the deal.

As it was, you dumped it into a previously used plastic bag having sloshed all the juice over your kitchenette… (presumably because you were rushing so your wife didn’t catch you in the act).

I apologise for the capitalist comment… I was just a bit annoyed when you gave me the finger and reacted.

Hopefully we can put this behind us 👍
 
I said ‘up to £6’ for which I would have wanted top quality ‘Cali-Cabbage’. Had you offered to provide your ‘Barton’s’ 🙄 in 3.5 gram portions, individually packaged in a personalised tin, then you might have closed the deal.

As it was, you dumped it into a previously used plastic bag having sloshed all the juice over your kitchenette… (presumably because you were rushing so your wife didn’t catch you in the act).

I apologise for the capitalist comment… I was just a bit annoyed when you gave me the finger and reacted.

Hopefully we can put this behind us 👍
No, you can do one. I hope your Morrison’s red label red cabbage gives you the shits ✌️
 
There are as many jars of red pickled cabbage as people who voted Labour in the 2019 General Election. Therefore the stocks are at their lowest since 1935. So yes there is a shortage.🤣😜
 
Right, so you were prepared to pay £6 for 500g which works out at £1.20 per 100g. I offered you a quarter of my 709g jar of top quality Barton’s for £1.50, which equates to £1.18 per 100g, a saving of 1.7%. Why does that make me a cabbage capitalist?
Now I’m left with pink fingers and a stain on the Formica
So I think tyre kicker was entirely justified 🤡
You have to remember in this covid world, not many will want to pay full whack for touched up cabbage.

It's probably not quite as appealing as you originally envisaged in your eagerness to help.

Yes, the urgency of the situation may demand a price increase, however, the 2nd hand nature must surely demand a big decrease.

No-one knows what life that cabbage has had, where it's been or with who.

The 2nd hand cabbage market really hasn't taken off as much as your prices suggest you think.
 
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